Editing Güber Driver/Quotes

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:'''[[Otto]]:''' Oh, man! Guess I shouldn't have been trying to play my axe and drive at the same time!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' This is your twenty-third accident this month, Otto! I can't keep convincing parents that whiplash is a natural sympton of growing pains! You're suspended idefinitely!
:'''[[Otto]]:''' Suspended with pay?!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' No!
:'''[[Otto]]:''' Bummer...
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:'''[[Ned]]:''' Hi-diddily-ho, friends! Are you our Güber driver?
:'''[[Otto]]:''' Does the Pope wear a silly hat?
:'''[[Ned]]:''' If by "silly" you mean, "holly"-- then, yes! To our angelic abode, please!
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Bart, I'm worried about Otto. I tried changing him so people would be pleased with his driving, but nothing's worked!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' You can't change the Otto Man. He's awesome! If I didn't just spend all my money on this Squishee, I'd defintely pay for a thrill ride with him!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' You're right! He doesn't need to change to fit the customer, he just needs the customers that fit him!
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:'''[[Gil]]:''' Hot dog! At this speed, Ol' Gil will finally make it to a job interview on time!
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:'''[[Otto]]:''' I've come back for my axe! Here's all of my Güber driver earnings! Keep the car, too, man!
:'''[[Rafael]]:''' How generous.