Editing The Simpsons Game/Quotes

:''[Homer wakes up from a dream about [[The Land of Chocolate]]]''
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Not dreaming, not dreaming, not drea- Wha-? Dammit, I was dreaming! Why is life so unfair? All I want is the ability to eat everything in sight and turn into a giant ball! Is that too much to ask?! Damn you, reality!

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:'''[[White Chocolate Rabbit]]:''' Excuse me, fatty. You're eating our world!
:'''Homer:''' Hey! You look like that rabbit thing from that book about a girl named Alice who goes to Wonderland! What was it called? Oh yeah, Snow White in Stupidtown!

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:''[After finding "The Simpsons Game" guide]''
:'''[[Bart]]:''' "The Simpsons Game"? The only Simpsons game I can think of is the one where we pretend dad isn't an alcoholic.

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:''[At the Japanese land in [[Big Super Happy Fun Fun Game]]]''
:'''Homer:''' Okay, I'm in this stupid Japanese game. But I'm not eating sushi, unless it's covered in chocolate and there's no sushi in it.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' An ancient Japanese village. I love learning about any culture, except American.

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:''[At [[Matt Groening]]'s mansion in [[Five Characters in Search of an Author]]]''
:'''Homer:''' This mansion is even bigger then the inside of Snoopy's dog house!

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:'''Bart:''' I'm like Spiderman in a Batman costume.

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:'''Lisa:''' No game is safe from an industry that's always changing. Sure "The Simpsons Game" is fun, with its unique upgradable character abilities and its hilarious self-referencial cutscenes, but what about when the ''Xbox 720'' comes out? Or the ''Playstation 4''? No one will want to play us then!

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:''[After Bart and Lisa destroy Mr. Burns' lumbering plant in {{ap|Lisa the Tree Hugger|The Simpsons Game}}]''
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' All I wanted was to destroy our delicate ecosystem. And this is the thanks I get. ''[sighs]''
:'''[[Smithers]]:''' I'm sorry, sir. Want me to get some goons to rough up Al Gore?
:'''Mr. Burns:''' I'd like that.
:''[Smithers pulls his cellphone out]''

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:''[Inisde Mayor Quimby's pool]''
:'''EA Executive:''' Congratulations, Quimby. You've made ''Grand Theft Scratchy'' Day a tremendous success.
:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]:''' Thank you, ''[bleep]''. Why don't we celebrate with some interns?

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:''[At the game engine in [[Bargain Bin]]]''
:'''Homer:''' Oh my god! It's a nerd!
:'''[[Will Wright]]:''' That's right. The nerdiest nerd in all the computerverse! ''[laughs]''
:'''Lisa:''' Dad! That's Will Wright. Designer of ''Sim City'' and ''The Sims''.
:'''Will Wright:''' Don't forget my biggest flop: ''Sim Sandwich''. It's failure drove me mad. Mad!

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:''[At their spaceship, watching Bart and Lisa talking to [[Captain McCallister]] after they defeated the dolphins]''
:'''[[Kodos]]:''' They foiled our plot. We must have revenge!
:'''[[Kang]]:''' Revenge!
:'''Kodos:''' Vengeance!
:'''Kang:''' Revenge!
:'''Kodos:''' Payback is ours!
:''[An oven rings]''
:'''Kang:''' The mini-eggrolls are done.
:''[They take out a tray of eggrolls and start eating them]''
:'''Kodos:''' Eggrolls!
:'''Kang:''' Delicious!
:'''Kodos:''' Hot! Revenge!
:'''Kang:''' Revenge!
:'''Kodos:''' Eggrolls!
:'''Kang:''' Dipping sauce!
:'''Kodos:''' Eggrolls!
:''[Slight pause]''
:'''Kang:''' Revenge!

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:''[A video game cartridge opens revealing pixelated versions of the Simpsons]''
:'''Homer:''' Wow. We look so pixely!
:'''Bart:''' And poorly rendered.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Which one's supposed to be me?
:'''Lisa:''' ''[to Will Wright]'' Don't destroy them! They may be obsolete but they're still... alive.
:'''8-bit Homer:''' Help! He's crazy!
:'''8-bit Bart:''' If he destroys us, we'll never escape from Krusty Island!
:'''8-bit Marge:''' I'm Marge!
:'''Homer:''' (to Will Wright) You can't do this!
:'''Will Wright:''' Of course I can! I'm Will Wright, bitch, and pretty soon when there's a new better Simpsons game than the one you're from, I'll destroy you too!

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:''[After being transported to the game engine]''
:'''Marge:''' Where are we?
:'''Lisa:''' We're in the game engine. If our life's a video game, then this is the factory where it was made.
:'''Homer:''' That's ridiculous! I'm not a video game character, I'm a real-life person with dreams and feelings... ''[He accidentally walks off a ledge and falls, only to reappear next to them again]'' All right, fine. I'm a video game guy.
:'''Marge:''' Now can I ask a question? If this is a videogame, where do we put the quarters?

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:''[Lenny and Carl are up a tree watching birds]'' 
:'''[[Lenny]]:''' ''[A bird chirps]'' Hey, that sounds like a tree swallow.
:'''[[Carl]]:''' No, it sounds like a yellow crowned heron. ''[Saw noises]'' Oh my god! That sounds like a chainsaw!
:'''Lenny:''' No, that sounds like a buzzsaw. ''[The tree falls with them on it on a conveyor belt and get trapped under the debris]'' Hey Carl, why do we fight so much?
:'''Carl:''' Sometimes I think it's all we have left.

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:''[In live, showing [[Lard Lad]] destroying the city]''
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' ''[Being filmed, Homer and Bart run towards Lard Lad and push Kent out of the way. He gets up and chases Homer and Bart]'' Good evening, Springfield. Kent Brockman here, chasing local imbecile Homer Simpson and his delinquent son Bart, who have picked a fight with an out-of-control Donut Mascot statue. ''[To Bart]'' Bart Simpson, are you and your father insane?
:'''Homer:''' ''[Grabs the mike]'' Hi, Lenny, I'm on TV! I said your name on TV - don't tell Carl! Unless he's watching this, in which case: hi, Carl, don't tell Lenny I said your name!
:''[Homer and Bart continue running and Kent gets in a helicopter]''

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:''[In the creator's mansion garden]''
:'''Bart:''' This is it...the home of our creator! I say we smash his face, bust his stuff, and take a leak on his lawn!
:'''Homer:''' Way ahead of you, boy! ''[Homer is peeing on the dollar sign-shaped bushes. Bart laughs and does the same while a camera sees them. On his office, the creator is sit on his chair and turns around, revealing he is Matt Groening]''
:'''[[Matt Groening]]:''' ''[sees Homer and Bart through a screen]'' So they want a war?! Well, then it's a war they'll get! Violet, engage the super toon defense systems!
:'''Violet:''' Yes, Mister Groening.
:'''Matt Groening:''' It's "GREY-ning"!
:'''Violet:''' Are you sure?
:'''Matt Groening:''' No.
:''[Homer and Bart arrive to his office]''
:'''Bart:''' I bet you our creator is like a thousand foot Godzilla, with big boobs and he breathes fire snot.
:'''Matt Groening:''' Think again, your creator is TV's most beloved animation visionary.
:'''Homer:''' Seth MacFarlane?
:'''Matt Groening:''' AAAAHH... Say hello to my little friends. [Draws a picture of Bender and Dr. Zoidberg that comes to life.]

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:''[At the Heaven, after defeating God in a Dance Dance Revolution game]''
:'''Bart:''' All right, loser! You stop the destruction of our town and give us some answers, or these save games go in the drink! ''[shows God's "Infinite MB Memory Card"]''
:'''[[God]]:''' NO...my saved games! Stop! I'm on the final boss fight in ''Oblivion'', and I can't start again from the beginning!

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