Editing Bart's Beard/Quotes

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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Dad! You can't seriously be considering letting Bart have that.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Let Bart have what?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' A video restricted to those seventeen and older.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' D'oh!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, Homer.
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:'''[[Bart]]''': How much for "Clowns Gone Wild!"?
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': I am selling that video at cover price. $29.95 plus state tax.
:'''[[Bart]]''': $29.95?
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Plus state tax. And a state of denial is what you are in, young Jedi, if you believe I will unlawfully sell that age-restricted video to a minor.
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:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Is the video really worth all this trouble?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Of course! Now help me find a disguise.
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Bart, I don't think we're gonna find the answer to our problem here.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Eureka!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Ah, ha! Homer's Dimoxinil hair growth tonic! There may be just enough left!
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Even if this works, where are you gonna get the $29.95?
:'''[[Bart]]''': That's the easy part. Meet me tomorrow morning at the Springfield Retirement Castle.

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:'''[[Bart]]''':  Thank you so much for all the silk flowers, teeth, and frilly unmentionables. But I'm here for the, uh, the 'under-privileged child's video fund.' Won't you please help?
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Man, what a gyp! After all I went through! This tape is lame-o.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I don't know, Bart. The deep emotional scars that force a man to seek a life wearing a false smile is a fascinating topic.
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' There's nothing sadder than the tears of a clown.