Editing Ralph Wiggum's Day Off/Quotes

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:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Mom autographed my report card! I'm a happy boy!
:'''[[Sarah Wiggum]]:''' Ralph! Wait! Your forot your lunch! Oh, never mind..
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:'''[[Ralph]] ''(singing)'':''' Happy happy fun fun... my future is present, the past is one! Hello, hello!
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' You must be that singing telegram I ordered. Note to self: Investigate "Tele-Grammys" for child labor law violations. You know the drill. Anrie Pie, "Happy Birthday," yada yada.
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:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Hi! Everybody! My name is Ralph! Spinning clouds make dizzy rain! Ha ha ha!
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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' This just in: Young boy impersonates venerable news anchor. More on hat after our station break.
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Bye, everybody!
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:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Ralph, how did you get out here? Why aren't you at school?
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' There's no school in today's future!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Eh, it's not like I never hooked a class or two. Let's go home and have your mom fix us lunch!
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Yay!