Editing Burns' Bucket List

'''Burn's Bucket List''' is a list over30 things [[Mr. Burns]] intend to do before he depart the Earthly realm.

==Bucket List==
#Have a hurricane named after me.
#Develop a fragrance that smells like condescension.
#Get a tan.
#Make my first gazillion dollars.
#Own excluseive rights to the word "excellent."
#Dance the "Grizzly Bear" with ZaSu Pitts one more time.
#Discover a way to genetically modify nuclear power.
#Complete my collection of every existing copy of Action Comics #1.
#Burn every existing copy of Action Comics #1 in front of an audience at San Diego's annual comical booklet convocation.
#Write a children's book about Loafo, the little circus bear who was shipped for not giving his trainer a full forty hours of adorable bear antics per week.
#Find a way around the minium wage.
#Run with the bulls in Pamplona, Spain, carried on piggyback by Smithers.
#Buy the phrases "global warming" and "climate change" and prevent anyone from using them ever again.
#Come up with a "Burnsie scheme" to supplant the popular "Ponzi scheme."
#Enter into a wagering compact with a fellow billionaire to ruin Smiterhs and elevate a common hoodlum to his position in order to prove something or other.
#Clone the extinct Tasmanian tiger from DNA, hunit it, kill it, and have its head mounted and hung on my wall.
#Buy the Environmental Proctection Agency and rename it the Environmental Profit Adminstation.
#Exact my revenge on Maggie Simpson.
#Declare the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant a right-to-work state.
#Have my spine taken out and oiled.
#Say "Release the hounds!" over the public address system at the start of the Belmont dog races.
#Get one of my lackeys to go slumming for me.
#Set up a puppet regime somewhere.
#Produce a remake of the Film The Chia Syndrome the shows the positive side of a near nuclear meltdown.
#Have my caricature done by "Vitch" and displayed on the wall of the Brown Derby eatery.
#Donate $50 million to fund a study on why ppor people are staving.
#Have my middle name legally changed to "Warbucks."
#Nail the euphonium sola from the "Shoe Tickler Rag."
#Keep a meal down completely.
#Determine once and for all how many houses I own.
==Appearances==
*{{bk|C. Montgomery Burns' Handbook of World Domination}}
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