Editing Somewhere Over the Brain-bow!/Quotes

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:'''[[Philip J. Fry]]:''' I sill don't like the idea of taking the biggest comic collection in the universe back to Earth to be sealed in liquid diamond forever.
:'''[[Leela]]:''' But that's the only way they'll be collectibles according to "The Collectible Comic Guide to Collectible Comics."
:'''[[Philip J. Fry]]:''' Yeah, but no one will ever be able to read them again.
:'''[[Leela]]:''' Fry, comics were a lowbrow medium that did nothing but promote juvenile delinquency and false hopes for x-ray glasses.
:'''[[Bender]]:''' Is this one you're reading new? "The Simpsons?" 
:'''[[Philip J. Fry]]:''' Yep. This is a reprint of the Simpsons Comic from the early 21st century. It's the only non-pornographic comic that's still being published.
:'''[[Bender]]:''' Isn't that the TV show that made all those people go blind when it was first broadcast in HDTV in 2005?
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:'''[[Bender]]:''' Man, I don't remember a thing, and I reek of booze. Well i've learned my lesson. I'll never drink again! Hey, a bar! I think I'll have a few beers and celebrate my new sobriety! Gimme a brew and keep 'em coming, meatbag!
:'''[[Moe]]:''' Aw, that's what my ma used to call me! This one's on the house!
:'''[[Carl]]:''' Man, that guy in the robot suit sure likes his duff beer.
:'''[[Lenny]]:''' Maybe he's the new Duff mascot!
:'''[[Bender]]:''' Would I get more free beer if I am?
:'''[[Moe]]:''' Sure, I'd just bill the company.
:'''[[Bender]]:''' Then that's me, all right! The new mascot guy, spreading alcohol-fueled love and peace. Now, pour me a beer, or I'll tear your arms off, jerk-wad!
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:'''[[Philip J. Fry]]:''' There it is, Springfield Elementary School. Lucky I memorized the layout of the town from playing all those Simpsons video games. And there's Principal Skinner talking to... Scruffy?
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Willie, I want you to meet your new janitorial assistant what's that say on your jacket?
:'''[[Scruffy]]:''' Scruffy.
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Willie. Scruffy. Scruffy. Willie.
:'''[[Scruffy]]:''' Hrmm.
:'''[[Willie]]:''' Ach.
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Well, enough banter. Those urinals aren't going to cake themselves.
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' [SIGH!]
:'''[[Leela]]:''' Why do you let them push you around?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Oh right! I just let them! What are you, the new guidance counselor?
:'''[[Leela]]:''' If you say so, I mean, yes, I suppose I am.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' You guidance counselors say you wnat to help, but you just talk. You never do anything.
:'''[[Leela]]:''' Oh, girls? Why don't you apologize to that girl and give her lunch back?
:'''[[Francine Rhenquist]]:''' Or What?
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:'''[[Willie]]:''' Is everyone out of the school, Bart?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Yep, it's all clear. Lock her up, Willie.
:'''[[Philip J. Fry]]:''' Hey! Let me out!
:'''[[Scruffy]]:''' All Scruffy is saying is that the unfication theory is just that... a theory.
:'''[[Willie]]:''' Ach, but ye cannae convince me that the quantum universe theorem is the be all and end all, man.