Editing All Fired Up/Quotes

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:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]''': You wanted to see me Krusty?
:'''[[Krusty]]''': Mel, we need to talk. The ratings are in they've never been higher, and it's all thanks yo you and your hair.
:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]''': Thank you, Krusty, but I...
:'''[[Krusty]]''': You're fired.
:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]''': What?!
:'''[[Krusty]]''': There's two ways to get ahed in the business, Mel work hard and climb the ladder, or make sure anyone more popular then you gets the axe.
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:'''[[Disco Stu]]''': Disco Stu's been waiting so long, his clothes have come back into style.
:'''[[Selma]]''': Yeah, yeah. We're understaffed today. My sister cashed in her Laramie cigarette frequent smoker points fo a spa day at Rancho Rleaxo. Wish I had too. But no, I gad to get this novelty cuckoo clock.
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Why am I here again?
:'''[[Patty]]''': Just shut up and eat the bucket of chicken I got you! Homer, don't clop your toenails! Aaah! One of the mflew in my mouth! Oh god, are you using my hair to floss your teerh?! [GACK!] Now my ahri smells like chikcne.
:'''[[Selma]]''': You did perfect! How do you feel?
:'''[[Patty]]''': In the mood for justifiable homicide!
:'''[[Selma]]''': Great! Here comes the supervisor.
:'''[[Patty]]''': Homer! Hide under the blanket in the back seat and keep your big yap shit!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Why?
:'''[[Patty]]''': Because I left some donuts and beer under there!
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:'''[[Lou]]''': Hey, chief! You're just in time for lunch!
:'''[[Eddie]]''': Say, what's with the ice cream man get up?
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': The wife picked up the wrong outfit at the dry cleaners. We're gonna get it all sorted out tomorrow. Oh, well no big deal, huh guys?
:'''[[Lou]]''': I don't know, chief. The uniform really gave you an air of authority.
:'''[[Eddie]]''': Frankly, it was all that did.
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Okay, that's enough outta you. Now get out there and stop some crime!
:'''[[Lou]]''': Hmmm...
:'''[[Eddie]]''': No.
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:'''[[Squeeky-Voiced Teen]]''': I accidentally deep-fried a cash register.
:'''[[Otto]]''': I parked the school bus on the roof.
:'''[[Homer]]''': I got fired due to beaver-related incident.
:'''[[Rafael]]''': [SIGH] I love this town!