Editing Bart's prank calls

[[File:Moe Prank Call - THOH II.png|thumb|right|250px|One of Bart's prank calls in progress.]]

'''Bart's Prank Calls''' occur when [[Bart Simpson]] makes a prank phone call to someone, usually [[Moe]]. Occasionally other people are involved as well.

== Description ==
[[Moe]] is the frequent target of Bart's prank phone calls. Usually Bart calls [[Moe's Tavern]] and asks for an individual by his or her name. Unbeknownst to Moe, the name is a pun or double entendre, which Bart hides by saying the last name first when he tells Moe who he's calling for. The joke is revealed when Moe calls the person's name aloud, saying their first name (or initials) first, and the last name last.

Sometimes Bart plays his pranks by methods other than over the phone, but the general idea is the same.

== Calls ==
=== Television episodes ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Name}}
{{TH|Pun}}
{{TH|Notes}}
{{TBT|Amanda Hugginkiss}}
{{TB|A man to hug and kiss.<ref name="[[New Kid on the Block]]">"[[New Kid on the Block]]"</ref>}}
{{TB|Bart played the prank in order to ruin [[Jimbo Jones]]'s date with [[Laura Powers]]. When Moe realized it was a prank and demanded to know who was calling, Bart told him Jimbo's name and the address where he and Laura were having their date. Moe ran to the house and burst in brandishing a knife, effectively ending the date.}}
{{TBT|Ivana Tinkle}}
{{TB|I wanna tinkle.<ref name="[[New Kid on the Block]]"/>}}
{{TB|Laura Powers actually made this prank call, with help from Bart.}}
{{TBT|[[Hugh Jass]]}}
{{TB|Huge ass.<ref name="[[Flaming Moe's]]">"[[Flaming Moe's]]"</ref>}}
{{TB|Backfired, because there really was a person in the bar named Hugh Jass.}}
{{TBT|Anita Bath}}
{{TB|I need a bath.<ref name="[[The PTA Disbands]]">"[[The PTA Disbands]]"</ref>}}
{{TB|Roll-call prank. [[Moe]] was substitute-teaching in Bart's class. Bart added the prank names to the list of students in the class, and when Moe called the roll, the effect was the same as when he calls out the names in the bar.}}
{{TBT|Maya Buttreeks}}
{{TB|My butt reeks.<ref name="[[The PTA Disbands]]">"[[The PTA Disbands]]"</ref>}}
{{TB|Another roll-call prank, as above.}}
{{TBT|I.P. Freely}}
{{TB|I pee freely.<ref name="[[Homer's Odyssey]]">"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"</ref>}}
{{TB|This prank was later reused by drunken fraternity boys in a prank call to [[Kent Brockman]] about a fight in [[Springfield]] involving a giant lizard. Brockman didn't realize he'd been had until he said the caller's name on the air.<ref name="[[Brother from the Same Planet]]">"[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"</ref>}}
{{TBT|Jacques Strap}}
{{TB|Jockstrap.<ref name="[[Moaning Lisa]]">"[[Moaning Lisa]]"</ref>}}
{{TB|}}
{{TBT|Al Coholic}}
{{TB|Alcoholic.<ref name="[[Some Enchanted Evening]]">"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"</ref>}}
{{TB|The show's first prank call.}}
{{TBT|Oliver Klozoff}}
{{TB|All of her clothes off.<ref name="[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"/>}}
{{TB|}}
{{TBT|Seymour Butz}}
{{TB|See more butts.<ref name="[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]">"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"</ref>}}
{{TB|}}
{{TBT|Homer Sexual}}
{{TB|Homosexual.<ref name="[[Principal Charming]]">"[[Principal Charming]]"</ref>}}
{{TB|Bart played this prank when he was in Principal Skinner's office and was supposed to call [[Homer]]. When Homer misunderstood the situation, he suspected that Skinner was gay.}}
{{TBT|Mike Rotch}}
{{TB|My crotch.<ref name="[[Blood Feud]]">"[[Blood Feud]]"</ref>}}
{{TB|The only prank call to be cut when the episode was edited to air in syndication on Fox, though was not cut when the clip was used in "[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]". Later referenced again in "[[Dark Knight Court]]".}}
{{TBT|Bea O'Problem}}
{{TB|B. O. problem.<ref name="[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]">"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"</ref>}}
{{TB|In this context, "B.O." is short for "body odor".}}
{{TBT|Haywood U. Cuddleme}}
{{TB|Hey, would you cuddle me?<ref name="[[Helter Shelter]]">"[[Helter Shelter]]"</ref>}}
{{TB|The Simpsons were in [[The 1895 Challenge|a reality TV show]] where they were living with 19th-century technology, so Bart played the prank via telegraph (sending it in Morse code).}}
{{TBT|N/A}}
{{TB|I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.<ref name="[[Treehouse of Horror II]]">"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"</ref>}}
{{TB|The prank took place in a dream when Bart had vast telekinetic powers and could make everyone do whatever he wanted -- including, in Moe's case, going along with a blindingly obvious prank call.}}
{{TBT|Eura Snotball}}
{{TB|You're a snotball.<ref name="[[Bart on the Road]]">"[[Bart on the Road]]"</ref>}}
{{TB|Homer actually attempted this prank. It backfired when Moe repeated the name while he was still on the phone and Homer thought Moe was trying to insult him.}}
{{TBT|Ollie Tabooger}}
{{TB|I'll eat a booger.<ref name="[[Homer the Moe]]">"[[Homer the Moe]]"</ref>}}
{{TB|Moe was away and Homer was tending the bar. Bart tried to prank Homer with this call. It backfired, however, when Homer immediately recognized the call as a prank and didn't understand what he was supposed to do.}}
{{TBT|Ahmed Adoudi}}
{{TB|I made a doodie.<ref name="[[24 Minutes]]">"[[24 Minutes]]"</ref>}}
{{TB|[[Jack Bauer]] was the victim of this prank.}}
{{TBT|Maya Normousbutt}}
{{TB|My enormous butt.<ref name="[[Lost Verizon]]">"[[Lost Verizon]]"</ref>}}
{{TB|Bart played this prank while calling [[Hawaii]] on a stolen cell phone.}}
{{TBT|Drew P. Wiener}}
{{TB|Droopy wiener.<ref name="[[Lost Verizon]]">"[[Lost Verizon]]"</ref>}}
{{TB|Bart played this prank while calling [[Australia]] on a stolen cell phone.}}
{{TBT|Olav Myfriendsaregay}}
{{TB|All of my friends are gay.<ref name="[[Lost Verizon]]">"[[Lost Verizon]]"</ref>}}
{{TB|Bart played this prank while calling [[Sweden]] on a stolen cell phone.}}
{{TBT|[[Yuri Nator]]}}
{{TB|Urinator.<ref name="[[Donnie Fatso]]">"[[Donnie Fatso]]"</ref>}}
{{TB|Not actually a prank call. [[Fat Tony]] was looking for his Russian associate Yuri and called Moe's to see if Yuri was in the bar. Then, to his bewilderment, Tony said, Moe started "lecturing me like I was some ten-year-old punk."}}
{{TBT|I.M.A. Wiener}}
{{TB|I am a Wiener.<ref name="[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]">"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"</ref>}}
{{TB|Bart texted the prank to Moe via cell phone. In Moe's attempt to text an angry response, he accidentally donated $20 to [[Haiti]].}}
{{TBT|[[Waylon Smithers]]}}
{{TB|N/A}}
{{TB|Not actually a prank call. [[Mr. Burns]], who didn't know how to work a phone properly, attempted to call Smithers but called Moe's instead. Moe believed it was a prank call and threatened Mr. Burns.<ref>"[[Homer the Smithers]]"</ref>}}
}}

=== Comics ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Name}}
{{TH|Pun}}
{{TH|Notes}}
{{TBT|Duke Issmee}}
{{TB|Do kiss me.<ref name="Moe the Bartender">''[[Moe the Bartender in: Dial "M" for Moe]]''</ref>}}
{{TB|Bart made the call from [[Principal Skinner]]'s office. The police traced the call and arrested Skinner.}}
{{TBT|I.M Stilaweener}}
{{TB|I am still a wiener.<ref name="Moe the Bartender"/>}}
{{TB|}}
{{TBT|Ivana Buttookis}}
{{TB|I want a butt to kiss.<ref name=I'm Lisa Simpson, Who the Heck are You?>''[[I'm Lisa Simpson, Who the Heck are You?]]''</ref>}}
{{TB|[[Lisa]] made the prank call while she was suffering from amnesia. [[Bart]] took advantage of her condition and told her that she was the "evil child", thus manipulating her into making the call.}}
{{TBT|Stu Pidme for Ann Suring}}
{{TB|Stupid me for answering.<ref name="Manners with Milhouse">''[[Manners with Milhouse]]''</ref>}}
{{TB|A variation on the usual prank method, as Bart used both his claimed identity and the person he was calling for to make the pun. Also, Bart made the call while following [[Milhouse]]'s tips on proper telephone etiquette. When Bart apologized for dialing the wrong number, Moe said it was the nicest crank call he had ever had.}}
{{TBT|100101 100100}}
{{TB|<ref>''[[Slaves of New New York!]]''</ref>}}
{{TB|[[Moe]] had the call when when he worked at [[Zorgnax's Pub]].}}
}}

=== Books ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Name}}
{{TH|Pun}}
{{TH|Notes}}
{{TBT|G. I. Manidiot}}
{{TB|Gee, I'm an idiot.<ref name="Bart Book">''[[The Bart Book]]''</ref>}}
{{TB|Playing this prank on Moe is item #19 on Bart's "Stuff to Do" list.}}
}}

=== Video Games ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Name}}
{{TH|Pun}}
{{TH|Notes}}
{{TBT|I.M. Adope}}
{{TB|I am a dope.<ref name="The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants">''[[The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants]]''</ref>}}
{{TB|Featured in 1991's [[The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants|'The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants']].  One of several random prank calls Bart can make to Moe from a pay phone in the first level.}}
{{TBT|Isabelle Ringing}}
{{TB|Is a bell ringing.<ref name="The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants">''[[The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants]]''</ref>}}
{{TB|Featured in 1991's [[The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants|'The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants']].  One of several random prank calls Bart can make to Moe from a pay phone in the first level.}}
{{TBT|Jacques Strap}}
{{TB|Jockstrap.<ref name="The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants">''[[The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants]]''</ref>}}
{{TB|Featured in 1991's [[The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants|'The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants']].  One of several random prank calls Bart can make to Moe from a pay phone in the first level and the only one derived from the television show.}}
{{TBT|Stu Pididiot}}
{{TB|Stupid idiot.<ref name="The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants">''[[The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants]]''</ref>}}
{{TB|Featured in 1991's [[The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants|'The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants']].  One of several random prank calls Bart can make to Moe from a pay phone in the first level.}}
}}

== Aftermath ==
When [[Moe]] realizes that it's actually a prank, he gets mad and gives the caller threats like:
*"It's you, isn't it, you cowardly little runt. When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood!"
*"I'll shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!"
*"Listen to me, you, when I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and shove 'em down your pants so you can watch me kick the crap out of you, okay, then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!"
*"When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!"
*"Listen to me, you little scum sucking pus bucket, when I get my hands on you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes with a cork screw!"
*"You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll stick my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off!"
*"I'm gonna chop you into little pieces and make you into a [[Rubik's Cube]] which I will never solve!"<ref name="[[Donnie Fatso]]">"[[Donnie Fatso]]"</ref>
On one occasion, [[Bart]] played a phone prank from his house, and right after Moe realized the call was a prank, [[Marge]] happened to pick up the phone and got an earful of Moe's threat. Bewildered by the harsh language that came over the phone as soon as she picked up the handset, Marge concluded that it must have been a crossed line.<ref name="[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"/>

[[Homer]] attempted to phone-prank Moe and it backfired, due to Moe repeating the name ("Eura Snotball") back to Homer. Homer, in typical fashion, interpreted it as an insult and threatened Moe: "If I find out who this is, I'll staple an American flag to your butt, and mail you to [[Iran]]."<ref name="[[Bart on the Road]]">"[[Bart on the Road]]"</ref>

Another time when Bart had just finished a prank call, Marge told him to go to Moe's and pick up Homer. Moe didn't recognize Bart as the phone prankster, but he did think that Bart's voice sounded familiar.<ref name="[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"/>

== Uses by other characters ==
As a young woman, Bart's grandmother [[Mona Simpson|Mona]] would go camping in national parks and sign the registry with fake names. When she admitted this in [[Mr. Burns]]'s hearing, Burns had her arrested on the charge of supplying false information on a national park register. Burns told her she was "going away for a long time", referring to her by one of the names she had often used, "Anita Bonghit" ("I need a bong hit").<ref name="[[My Mother the Carjacker]]">"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"</ref>


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