Editing The Nukes of Hazard/Quotes

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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Smithers! Why is there a stripling in my nuclear plant?
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' It's take your child to work day, Mr. Burns. You insist on doing this every spring. And there's always an accident reember the meltdown last year? Add the year before?
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Never agian, Smithers. No matter what you say, an industrial facility is no place for babes-in-arms!
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer, just tell me why you're so upset!
:'''[[Bart]] & [[Lisa]]:''' ?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I lost my stinkin' job! We all did! Old man Burns said we're too old! Oh, how will we live without money, Marge? Money is the root of all good!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Bart this is terrible! Do you know what it means?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' No.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' It means you and I have to find fulltime jobs... ...just like the poor sneaker-making children of Poombongola!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Are you saying we'll never have to go to school?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Are you saying I'll never have to go to work?
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Auuggh! This job is going to give me grey hair by the time I'm nine.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Tell me about it.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' It's like they can't runt the place without me.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Tell me about it.
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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Look at Bart, working through lunch! It's all he ever does anymore! Work, work, work!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I know, Milhouse! he's starting to understand this place better than I do!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' That's so unlike him, it's practically uncool! Unless... ...unless he's planning something terrible!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' [GASP] You're right! I  have to talk to him! Bart! Wait!
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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Breaking news! Today the government made child labor illegal again! And this reporter would like to take a moment to say to his former replacement... haw haw!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Oh, Bart... you ended child labor for me. What can I do to repay you?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' You can be the one to tell dad he has to go back to work!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' What?!

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