Editing Treehouse of Horror XV/Quotes

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:'''[[Ned]]:''' Homer, do not press the core destruct button!
:''[Transmitted into the booth: Press (Static) Destruct button!]''
:''[Homer looks and decides to press the button]''
:'''Ned''': Don't do it! Don't do it! You'll kill everyone!
:''[Transmitted: Do it! (Static) Do it! (Static) Kill everyone!]''
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': More snickers bar pie, dad?
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Oh my, no I'm full enough as it is.
:'''Home:r''' ''[inside Burns]'' If I say we're still hungry, we're still hungry! You don't wanna piss off somebody who can kick you in the crotch from the inside!
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:'''Ned:''' Homer, please, don't tempt the gods... er, I mean God! There's one God! Only one! Well, sometimes there's three.
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:''[Ned shoots Homer]''
:'''Ned:''' Homer! Fall backward! ''[Homer walks backwards and dies outside the button]''
:'''Ned:''' Phew!
:''[Homer turns on to his back and dies]''
:'''Ned:''' Phew!
:''[Homer's tongue comes out and hits the button]''
:'''Ned:''' Oh, you stupid son of a…… ''[town explodes]''
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:'''Lisa''': If you must kill our dad, remember the family motto: not in the face.
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:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' (sighs) Looks like the Mutton-Chop Murderer has struck again.
:'''[[Lou]]:''' What should we do with the body?
:'''Wiggum:''' I want you to dust her for prints.
:'''[[Eddie]]:''' What does that mean?
:'''Wiggum:''' The prince is coming by and I want her clean when he looks her over.
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:''[Lisa and Bart see the shrunken heads of Ned Flanders, Rod, and Todd]''
:'''Bart:''' I know these missionaries!
:'''Shrunken Head of Ned Flanders:''' I just told the natives they were having sex the wrong way.
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:'''Ned:''' I had a vision of my self... shooting your father.
:'''Bart:''' In this neighborhood, who hasn't?
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:'''Ned:''' Homer, stay away from the nuclear plant.
:'''Homer:''' Fine, I'll never go back… starting tomorrow. Today is Lenny's birthday and they're having ice cream cake.
:'''Ned:''' B-B-B-But you'll kill us all!
:'''Homer:''' But ice cream cake!
:''[Homer drives off]''
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:'''Bart:''' Am I the only one who is in horrible pain?
:'''Homer:''' You're the only one who won't shut up about it

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