Editing Dr. Nick @ Night/Quotes

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:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': Then we have no choice but to revoke your medical license!
:'''[[Dr. Nick]]''': Wait! You can't take away my little clinic! This town needs it! I do the things you couldn't do, wouldn't do, and shouldn't do!
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': Explain!
:'''[[Dr. Nick]]''': Okey-dokey!
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:'''[[Selma]]''': What's Richard Dean Anderson doing now?
:'''[[Patty]]''': He's going into the Stargate!
:'''[[Selma]]''': And now what 's he doing?
:'''[[Patty]]''': I don't know. You were talking!
:'''[[Selma]]''': Then let me watch!
:'''[[Patty]]''': No, only one of us can watch TV at a time and you lost the coin toss!
:'''[[Selma]]''': Life without Richard Dean Anderson isn't worth living! It's time for desperate measures!
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:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Big Ethel kills Moose to get Jughead's attention? Oh, Brian Michael Bendis, you've done it again!
:'''[[Kirk Van Houten]]''': [AHEM!]
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': [SIGH!] What is it?
:'''[[Kirk Van Houten]]''': I've been waiting fifteen minutes for you to finish that comib!
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Oh, I am so rorry. Were you kept from saving the worl, perhaps? Allow me to get into my time machine and reverse this catastrophe!
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Good to have you back, Comic Book Guy!
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Yes, much like the Jedi in the film of the same name, I have returned! Now keep your [GLAVIN!] Fingers off any comic you're not buying with the smudging and the folding and the this is not a liiiiibrary! [GA-HOY] [GA-HEY!]
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:'''[[Krusty]]''': Man, that wa great con! I gott pretty blotto at the shoe seminar! Thanks for getting me back to Springfield, miss Pennycandy. How long was I passed out?
:'''[[Lois Pennycandy]]''':28 hours Krusty!
:'''[[Krusty]]''': Anything interstening happen while I was out?
:'''[[Lois Pennycandy]]''': Well... ...evil zombie lowns have taken over America.
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:'''[[Dr. Nick]]''': Within a day all the clowns were back to normal, selling balloons, being spkesmen for hamburger chains, and scaring small children at birthday parties And that's how I helped to save the world.
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': Hmmmm. I suppose you do deal with the patients we wouldn't want to see. The nerds, zombie clowns, and [SHUDDER!] Patty and Selma. Fine! You can keep practicing medicine, but stop moonlighting as a veterinarian on the side.
:'''[[Dr. Nick]]''': I don't know...
:'''[[Veterinarian]]''': Okay, at least when you do transplates use body parts from the same species of animal!
:'''[[Dr. Nick]]''': Scout's honor!