Editing When Bongos Collide!/Quotes

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:'''[[Troy McClure]]''': Good afternoon, everyone -- I'm Troy McClure! You probably remember me from such films as "Three Men andd a Nuke," and the smash-hit instrucational video, "Kiss your butt Goodbye: Post-Meltdown Emergency Producers!" Before we start our show, let's have a big hand for our sponsor, Montgomery Burns!
:'''Sound''': Clap clap clap
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Wretched oi pollo! Smithers, get the namnes of those who failed to applaud and see that their electric rates are raised immediately!
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': Yesssir!
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:'''[[Bartman]]''': Uh-oh!
:'''[[The Ingestible Bulk]]''': Rrraarr! Me am -- the Ingestible Bulk!
:'''[[Bartman]]''': I should've known!
:'''[[The Ingestible Bulk]]''': Grrr! Hold still, bit-sized purple one! You make, buld mad, pointy-head! And the angrier bulks gets -- -- the hungrier bulk gets! Bulk gnash! 
:'''Sound''': Chimp!
:'''[[The Ingestible Bulk]]''': Mmmm. Crunchy!
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:'''[[Bartman]] ''(thinking)''''': Has the world gone crazy?! First Itchy & Scratchy jump our of our TV, and now Springfield is overrun by a bunch of costumed weirdos all beating the stuffing out of each other!
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:'''[[Bart]]''': ...so then Itchy and scratchy crashed throguh the wall and ran off down the street! 
:'''[[Marge]]''': Bart, you can't honestly expect us to believe that! it's near-impossible!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Your mother's right, boy! You've violated a sacred trust by damaging you family's home -- for which you must die!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Look on the bright side, Homer at least the TV came through unscathed!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Ooooh -- He's got a point there, Marge!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer! Bart, this is serious! Until we can think of a suitable punishment, you're grounded!
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:'''[[Bartman]]''': Aye carumba!
:'''[[Bartman]] ''(thinking)''''': A flying saucer parked in Flander's back yead! This could explain a lot! I always suspected Flanders was an alien!