Editing The War of Art/Quotes

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:'''Homer:''' Kettle corn. The heroin of the farmers' market.
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:'''Marge:''' Oh, it looks great!
:''(Homer walk to the living room and look at the new painting)'''
:'''Homer:''' Well, to me, it looks like garbage salad. But that's the great thing about art. Everyone can have their own opinion about why it sucks.
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:'''Marge:''' But the Van Houtens are our friends.
:'''Homer:''' Are they, Marge? If you think about it, aren't they really just the parents of a kid who happens to hang out with our kid?
:'''Marge:''' All our friends are like that.
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:'''Homer:''' Okay, Milhouse, the guys in back are shining up your new bike. 
:'''Milhouse:''' And all I have to do is not say anything about some painting to my Mom and Dad?
:'''Marge:''' Oh, sweetie, you want your parents to be happy, don't you?
:'''Milhouse:''' I guess.
:'''Homer:''' "I guess"! You're funny! No wonder Lisa's in love with you.
:'''Milhouse:''' She is?!
:'''Lisa:''' She is?!
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:'''Luann:''' We considered you our friends. We trusted you! I let Homer use our master bathroom! Then you stab us in the back!
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:'''Marge:''' See what happens when we get greedy?!
:'''Homer:''' Honey, there's something I want to show you.
:'''Marge:''' An ATM receipt?
:'''Homer:''' I don't know whose this is. I found it next to the cash machine, and I've always kept it. Look at the balance.
:'''Marge:''' Five figures!
:'''Homer:''' With that painting, we could have what these people have: A money cushion. No more living paycheck to paycheck, one lost retainer away from the gutter.
:'''Marge:''' I could write a check with today's date on it.
:'''Homer:''' That's the cushion.
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