Editing Off the Grid/Quotes

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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Look at all that electricity! Lights burning, heats firing! Isn't it beautiful?
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' I'd go as far as to say it was romantic, sir.
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' This can't be right! How can they want this much? I won't pay it!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' I don't think we can pay it.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' We can always dip into Bart's college fund.
:'''[[Homer]] & [[Marge]]:''' Bwah-ha-ha-ha!!!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' You know every time you make that joke, my self-esteem dies a little.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' We have to something about these bills. We can cut our costs by become more energy consicious.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Cutting costs won't just help us, but it'll also stick it to the man!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I like the sound of that. What do we have to do?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' It's simple... we use less power. First thing to do is turn down the thermostat.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' But then we'll be cold.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Not if we add layers of clothing!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' But sweaters don't compliment my figure.
:'''[[Bart]]:'''[Mmphggh!]
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Bart, shush!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' This says that for every one degree we lower the therostat that we'll save five perecent on our heating bill.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Five percent for every degreee? I say we turn it all the way off!
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:'''[[Edna]]:''' Bart told me the other day that you've been living off the power grid for a week.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' The longest week of my life!
:'''[[Edna]]:''' I say "bravo!" you inspired me to do the same thing.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Inspired you?
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' And me as well!
:'''[[Marge]]:'''You don't say?
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Glaving! After I heard about your cause, I Started making with the solar panels and the wind turbines. [NG-HEY!]
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' See, mom? I told you we were making a real difference! By shrinking our caron fottprint we're doing out part to save the plant.
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I think we should turn the power back on!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' What?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' If we all promise to try to converse more, we'll help the planet. That'll be enough.