Editing The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants/Quotes

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:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]:''' And that's why John Gielgud is more of a father to me than my own father.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Where's the nachos you promised?
:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]:''' There'll be time enough for nachos!
:'''[[Kirk]]:''' Why can't I go to the grown-up room?
:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]:''' You said the clown scared you.
:'''[[Kirk]]:''' Well, he did a little.
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' I may have a use for this Simpson character higher up in the organization.
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Really? Well, as safety inspector, he hasn't exactly set the world on fire, although he came close several times.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homie, what are you doing?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' My work is so meaningless.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' You make electricity.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' It runs the hospital.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' You can't touch electricity, Marge, you can't feel it.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' That's because it would kill you.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' It already is killing me, Marge.
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' We did it, Bart. (groans) I'm a mentor.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Big deal, you taught me to read one book.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' No, Bart, you can read other books, too.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' What?!
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' I don't really like bourbon or business talk, just good old Simpson family fun.