Editing Labor Pains/Quotes

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:'''Lisa:''' Did you know some historians think American football is based on an ancient Aztec game?
:'''Bart:''' It's not American football, it's just football.
:'''Lisa:''' Bart, you're not annoyed that Milhouse asked me to go to the American football game instead of you?
:'''Bart:''' Mom, Lisa's ruining football.
:'''Lisa:''' American football.
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:'''Homer:''' Oh, you like movies? This reminds me of that scene in <i>Alien.</i>
:'''Gretchen:''' What?
:'''Homer:''' The scene where she escapes with the cat at the end.
:'''Gretchen:''' Aw, well, that's sweet.
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:'''Homer:''' College is expensive but it's worth it.
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:'''Millhouse:''' ''(looking at giant screen at the football stadium)'' These are great seats. You can hear the players swear from up here.
:'''Football Player:''' ''(off screen in distance)'' I'll kick your ass, Milhouse.
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:'''Marge:''' You have a baby together?
:'''Homer:''' Oh, it's cool. We did it in an elevator.
:'''Marge:''' I'm a Schwarzenegger wife.
:'''Homer:''' But you're also the housekeeper, so it's all good.
:'''Marge:''' It's not good. None of it's good.
:'''Homer:''' I haven't had a drink for a week.
:'''Marge:''' That is pretty good.
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:'''Grandpa:''' If this is heaven, why don't my shoes match?
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:'''Rich Texan:''' Okay, I give up. I'm gonna do what we secretly did at the Alamo-- surrender.
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:'''Kirk:''' While you're at it, how about a little boost for peanut vendors?
:'''Rich Texan:''' What do you think I'm taking their raise out of?