Editing Burns' manor

{{Location|
name=Burns Manor|
image=[[File:Burnsmanor.jpg|left|thumb|200px]]|
[[Springfield]]|
District=1000 Mammon Street|
use=Residential|
owner=[[Mr. Burns]]|
first appearance=[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]|
see also=[[SNPP]]|
}}
'''Burns Manor''' is [[Mr. Burns]] mansion where he resides. It used to hold the [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]] Annual Picnic.
It is located at 1000 Mammon Street, on the corner of Croesus and Mammon streets in the [[Springfield Heights]] district. It is protected by a high wall, an electrified fence, and a pack of vicious attack dogs known as "The Hounds" one; of whom is named Winston. In addition he has at least one 30+ yr old dog named Crippler. Crippler is known for bagging hippies - something they don't find too groovy at all. At times he has employed for protection a force of Wizard of Oz - style guards, a personal paramilitary force, a riot police squad, and a robotic Richard Simmons. 

The inside of the mansion includes a room containing a thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters, a bottomless pit, a human chess board, the largest television in the free world, a 'Hall of Patriots' commemorating his ancestors, a laboratory, a botanical garden of vultures bearing his likeness, a safe containing a Beefeater guard, and a theater showing round-the-clock plays regardless of whether there is an audience, for such a large mansion, it has a surpisingly small basement, seemingly no larger than the basement in the [[Simpsons]] home. 

The mansion is also home to many rare historical artifacts including the only existing nude photo of Mark Twain, the suit Charlie Chaplin was buried in, King Arthur's mythical sword Excalibur, and a rare first draft of the Constitution with the word "suckers" in it. 

== Appearances ==
* [[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]
* [[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]
* [[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]
* [[Blood Feud]]
* [[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]



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