Editing Krusty the Kent/Quotes

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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': This just in up yours, buddy!
:'''[[Krusty]]''': ...and that kids, is why you should never try to neuter your pets with the 6000 silverware.
:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]''': Krusty! It appears that local anchorman Kent Brockman has been detained in traffic!
:'''[[Krusty]]''': Hot diggety! I been waiting for that shmde to screw up!
:'''Sign''': Shortly
:'''[[Krusty]]''': Hey, hey this is Krusty the clown, filling in for Kent Brockman... and now, the news. Springfield resident's should be on the alert for sudden and tragic tornadoe's during the next week, huh. Tornado season? That really blows! Get it? This is all imporvise! By the way! Come on, people! Give me something ti work with here! Is this mic on! Helllllo! Clown at work! Some laughs would be nice! Is this an audience or a furneal? So, I'm fired right?
:'''Stage manager''': Absolutely.
:'''[[Krusty]]''': Hey, it wasn't my fault! That material stunk up the join!
:'''Stage manager''': Please, wash the blazer before returning it.
:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]''': Krusty! Scott Hamilton has spraned his ankle and won't be abled to perform "Hamlet on Ice" this evening!
:'''[[Krusty]]''': Holy cannol! Iäve been waiting for that stumblebum to screw up.

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