Editing Adventures in Baby-Getting/Quotes

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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Springfielders are getting that sinking feeling as the dangerous sinkhole continues to expand.
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' While this sinkhole is larger than the Sarlacc pit which swallowed Boba Fett, it is smaller than the Geonosis battlerena where Jango Fett was beheaded by Mace Windu.
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Weren't those two places about the same size?
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' I didn't know this was an ambush!
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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' So, just when my dad finishes his online degree in Sinkhole Engineering, they go and fill it in!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Are the credits transferable?
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' No.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' That guy has a bone to pick with the Board of Regents.
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' What are you doing Tuesdays and Thursdays after school?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' What do you do Tuesdays and Thursdays after school?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Write stupid stuff on the chalkboard. And if you have any ideas, I'm really running out. Today's was "mousetraps are not slippers" or something. Now, what are you up to?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' A gentleman doesn't ask, and a lady doesn't tell.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Can I use that on the chalkboard?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I guess.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Gentleman doesn't ask, lady doesn't tell. Now all I need is one for Martin Luther King Day.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer? How many samples did you sell?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Uh... remember that Corvette I had?
:'''[[Marge]]:''' I thought they only paid $50 a trip.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Exactly. Well, we're all set. Let's make a Thad Supersperm Jr. With a name like that, he could be president.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' My husband and I have been snuggling six ways from Sunday... And let me tell you, a towel rack will not support your weight. But we aren't making a baby. I thought we should check to make sure Homer has... you know, working stuntmen in his cannon.
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' You were wise to check, Marge.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' What do you mean?
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Take a look at this.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Ooh... X's for eyes.

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