Editing Mr. Burns Bears it All/Quotes

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:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Tell me, sir. How is it that you happened upon that polar bear?
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:'''Good question, Smithers. Assume the footstool position and I will reagle you with my exciting exploits.
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Yes, sir! 
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:'''It was the 1980s, as I recall, and I was hevaily into the club scene, as was the fashion of the time. Come here little seal. Papa needs a new pair of leg warmers.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]] telling:''' Suddenlly, I was set upon by the snarling brute!
:'''Polar beer:''' Grrrrr!!!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]] telling:''' "But the creature didn't reckon with the physical prowess of Charles Montgomery Burns!"
:'''''Sound:''' Rrriiipp!''
:'''[[Mr. Burns]] telling:''' "An epic struggle ensued. But in the end, I emerged victorious."
:'''''Sound:''' Flex!''
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Then I had the old boy stuffed as a symbol of my total domination in the face of danger! And that's exactly that happened.
:'''Price tag:''' $3.000.000 sold to M. Burns