Editing Mayonnaise and Marmalade

{{Song
|name =Homer and Bart's Song
|image = 
|singers = [[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Julie Kavner]]
|characters = [[Homer]]<br>[[Bart]]
|length = 
|writer =[[John Swartzwelder]]
|album = 
|appearance = "[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"
}}
'''Homer and Bart's Song''' is a song by [[Homer]] and [[Bart]].

== Lyrics ==
:You showed me everything, you took me by the hand.
:Puppy dogs and Lincoln Logs and castles made of sand.
:You gave me the courage to spread my newborn wings,
:Like mayonnaise and marmalade and other spreadable things.
:So I guess  you are my hero, and there's something you should know.
:I want to make it clear, so I'm gonna sing it slow.
:If you weren't a man and my father, too.
:I'd buy you a diamond ring, and then I'd marry you.

== Appearances ==
*{{ep|Take My Wife, Sleaze}}