Editing Ralph's Bottom 40

'''Ralph's Bottom 40''' is a list over the bottom forty at [[Ralph]] from ''[[The Ralph Wiggum Book]]''.

==Bottom 40==
#A bent wookie.
#The deep end of the sandbox.
#Plastic cancy that tastes like plastic and not like candy.
#Salmon gutterers.
#Being unspecial.
#My toothbrush.
#Super Nintendo Chalmers.
#Blue barf.
#Funny-tasting Chalmers.
#A wet bed.
#Scissors that bite.
#Mommy's tuna fish casteroll.
#Yucky doo-doo.
#Number fifyteen.
#Fishsticks that taste like and not like sticks.
#Creepy trees.
#Being followed by a moonshadow.
#Sitting in a tinkle puddle.
#Forgetting to breathe.
#Things that squish when you pet them.
#Getting carsick when I walk.
#Cooties.
#Things that go in your nose and then don't come out.
#Grumbly tummies.
#The scary Jesus ride at Praiseland.
#Noodles that smell like Grandma.
#Rubber sheets.
#Naughty uh-oh's
#Chicken necks.
#Pointy kitties.
#Cow pies that taste like cows and not like pies.
#Baby goats in farmer's clothes.
#The voices inside the woodchipper.
#When daddy makes me sleep in the yard.
#Wedgies, swirlies, and spitwads.
#The Fonz.
#Rhinopotamuses.
#Hot dogs that taste like real dogs.
#Daddy's snoring that sound like a spoon caught in the garbage disposal.
#Too tighty underpnats.

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