Editing Gnaws/Quotes

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:'''[[Joe Quimby]]''': Then we are... er, ah... agreed! The town of [[Springfield]] shall offer a rward of 200 dollars in gift certificates to the man that bags that fish!
:'''[[Sea Captain]]''': Yar! I'll get yer "fish". But i want thiry thousand dollars, a salt wife, a regular wife and a replacement [[Game Boy]] for the one the sea claimed!
:'''[[Joe Quimby]]''': All in favor of giving in to the sea captain's crazy demans?
:'''People of Springfield''': Nay!
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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' I'm Kent Brockman, live, from where you can turn up dead... Springfield's beaches. I'm joined by Mayor Quimby. Mayor don't you feel that it's unsafe to be a the back today?
:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]:''' Kent, my wife is here today. If i'm willing to trust my wife to that... er... ah... horrible, man-eating creature, when everyone should follow my exemple and we should put all our wives on this beach. It's perfectly safe! Now go for a dip, [[Martha Quimby|Martha]]!.
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:'''[[Ralph]]:'''  Mr. Babysitter, my pants have to use the bathrooom.
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:'''[[The Be-Sharps]] singing''': Buh dum buh dum.
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Uh-Oh! That creepy theme music.
:'''[[The Be-Sharps]] singing''':  Buddum buddum.
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Who in the holly hell is singing! You guys?! Say, can i rejoin now, that Skinner's croaked?
:'''[[The Be-Sharps]]:''' We'll call you!