Editing Charles Montgomery Burns

{{Character
|name       = Charles Montgomery Burns
|image      = [[File:Montgomery Burns.png|200px]]
|gender     = {{Male}}
|hair       = Light Blue (in some episodes grey)
|age        = Not Known (See the section 'Age' for more information)
|job        = Owner And Boss Of The Power Plant
|relatives  = '''Grandparents:''' [[Franklin Burns]] <br> '''Parents:''' [[Clifford Burns]] and [[Daphne Burns]] <br> '''Siblings:''' [[Cornelius Burns]]<br>[[Cornelia Hernandez]]<br>[[Zeph Burns]] <br>'''Son:''' [[Larry Burns]]<br>'''Neice:''' [[Pepita Hernandez]]<br>'''Aunt:''' [[Doreena Burns]]<br>'''Grandchildren:''' Unnamed
|appearance = [[Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire]]
|voiced by  = [[Christopher Collins]] (First Episode) <br>[[Harry Shearer]]
}}
'''Charles Montgomery "Monty" Burns '''(better known as "'''Mr. Burns"''') is viewed as an antagonist to many, if not all, of the inhabitants of Springfield. He is an elderly, skinny,  age old, who is shown as being cruel, bitter, cynical, heartless, greedy and selfish. Burns runs the [[100 Industrial Way|Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]].

Burns' trademark expression is the word "Excellent", muttered slowly in a low, sinister voice while tenting his fingertips. He frequently orders his aide, [[Waylon Smithers]] to "release the hounds", so as to let his vicious guard dogs attack any intruders, enemies or even invited guests. Mr. Burns is Springfield's richest and most powerful citizen; his current net worth has been given as $996 million. He uses his power and wealth to do whatever he wants, usually without regard for consequences and without interference from the authorities
==Biography==
===Early Life===
The Burns family has deep roots in the United States. Burns' date of birth is arguable. He's believed to be born on September 15, 1890, although he himself says he was born in 1881. As a child, Burns lived happily in a northern state with his natural parents, [[Clifford Burns|Clifford]] and [[Daphne Burns]], as one of 11 children, one being the comedian [[George Burns]], and his teddy bear [[Bobo]]. As a child, Burns was so cheery and amiable that his parents called him "Happy."<ref>[[Rosebud]]</ref>

At a young age he left his family to live with a twisted and heartless billionaire (who was actually his grandfather, a former slaveholder named Colonel [[Wainwright Montgomery Burns]]), who owned an "atom mill" in Springfield, where laborers split atoms by hitting anvils with sledgehammers. Burns lived a life of privilege and would amuse himself by injuring hapless immigrant laborers; it appears that Wainwright was directly responsible for turning Charles Montgomery from a pleasant child into a coldhearted man, much like himself. Charles Montgomery Burns later attended Yale University, where he studied science and business, played on the varsity football team, and was inducted into the Skull and Bones secret society. Burns graduated from Yale in 1932.<sup>[citation needed]</sup>
===Love life & Child===
In 1939, at Burns' 7-year college reunion, he became romantically involved with the daughter of an old flame. She would later bear his child, [[Larry Burns]], who was given up for adoption and would later enter Mr. Burns' life briefly.<ref>[[Burns, Baby Burns]]</ref>[[File:Wainwrightmontgomeryburns.png|thumb|Burns (right) with his paternal grandfather.]]
===World War II===
Burns served in the [[Flying Hellfish]] during World War II, holding the rank of private after being demoted for his involvement in a romantic scandal and attempting to block a probe from J. Edgar. Burns is proud of the fact that he manufactured shells for the Nazi's, seeing himself as being superior to [[wikipedia:Oskar Schindler|Oskar Schindler]] because "my shells worked, dammit!".<sup>[citation needed]</sup>

A member of Springfield's [[Flying Hellfish]] battalion, he saw action in the Ardennes during the Battle of the Bulge, serving under Sergeant [[Abraham Simpson]]. He was later transferred to the South Pacific with part of his squad. During the closing years of the war, when his platoon was clearing out a German-occupied castle, Mr. Burns came across several valuable portraits. Since they couldn't decide on who they should go to, they decided to enter into a tontine, which Mr. Burns was removed from decades after the war, after being dishonorably discharged when he tried to kill Abe. The paintings were later handed back to a German whose relatives owned them.<ref>[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson
in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]</ref>

At the end of World War II he was personally hired by President Harry S Truman to transport a specially-printed trillion-dollar bill to Europe as the United States' contribution to the reconstruction of the continent. As the United States' richest citizen, Burns was thought to be also the most trustworthy. Burns absconded with the bill and kept it in his possession for many years until it was lost to Fidel Castro.<ref>[[The Trouble with Trillions]]</ref>
===1960's - Biological Weapons Lab===
During the 1960s, Burns operated a biological weapons laboratory until it was destroyed by peace activists - including [[Homer]]'s mother [[Mona Simpson]].
===1970's - The Power Plant===
In the 1970s, Burns built the [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]]. 
===Current===
Burns currently owns the plant, although he has parted with it several times, including when he sold it to German investors, when the bank foreclosed on it and put [[Lenny Leonard|Lenny]] in charge, when he lost all of his money in a bet with Colonel O'Hara, and when Homer and Bart staged a hostile takeover of it. In each of these instances, Burns regained ownership of the nuclear plant.
== Personality ==
Mr. Burns embodies a number of stereotypes about Corporate America, as he has an unquenchable desire to increase his own wealth and power. Burns also embodies the stereotype of a manager by forgetting his employees' names (especially Homer's, despite it appearing that they interact more than Burns does with most of his employees), though this can be attributed to his senility. Burns is also unconcerned for their safety and well-being. His aspirations to apply obsolete technology to everyday life or references to Victorian era people or places provide a common source of humour on the show. Recently, he has become less evil and more eccentric.

Mr. Burns seems to enjoy bossing his assistant, [[Waylon Smithers]], to do everything for him, from getting him dressed to driving him about.

==Career==
At the nuclear plant, Burns spends most of time in his office, monitoring his workers via closed circuit cameras. In his office he keeps a team of ten high-priced lawyers, a scale model of Springfield, a special microbe-resistant chamber, a two-seat escape pod, and the "League of Evil" - a sinister cabal whose members are long deceased but whose skeletons remain. The boobytraps in Burns' office include cricket poison, a secret trapdoor (though he sometimes forgets where it is), a catapult that fires 100&nbsp;gram weights, and a ceiling-mounted suction tube which he can use to transport dissident workers to Morocco. He is also a loan officer at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Employee's Credit Union.<ref>This happens in [[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]</ref>

Kent Brockman also credits Burns with having stolen Christmas from 1981 to 1985.

He was once forced to work in a Sweatshop, along with other billionaires such as [[Artie Ziff]], [[Aristotle Amadopolis]] and [[Rich Texan]].

He also claims to have participated in the Boston Tea Party.

Burns has also owned or co-owned a number of business ventures in Springfield, including the [[Monty Burns Casino]] (later demolished)<ref>[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]</ref>, Li'l Lisa" recycling (an ocean slurry manufacturing plant)<ref>[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]</ref>, and [[Burns Slant Drilling Co.]] <ref>. Burns owned this in [[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]</ref>, Burns Media, the electric company, the water works and even a hotel on Baltic Avenue.

Burns has used his power and wealth to blackmail and bribe various members of Springfield, including [[Mayor Quimby]], as well as safety inspectors. He once attempted to block out the sun to force Springfield residents to increase their use of electricity produced by the Nuclear Plant and was subsequently shot by [[Maggie Simpson|Maggie]];. The town routinely is subject to Burns' abuse, such as Burns' stealing of Christmas from 1981 to 1985 and there is a general dislike of him throughout the town.

Burns resides in a vast, ornate mansion on an immense estate called ''[[Burns Manor]]'', located at 1000 Mammon Lane, on the corner of Croesus and Mammon streets in the '[[Springfield Heights]]' district. It is protected by a high wall, an electrified fence and a pack of vicious attack dogs known as "The Hounds", one of whom is named Winston. He usually releases the whole lot of hounds towards guests, but if the guest manages to make Mr. Burns feel extremely gratified (such as when Homer interviewed him for an opium war), he will reduce the hounds released to the extent of only one hound actually being employed. In addition he has at least one 30+ yr old dog named Crippler, who is so old he has trouble walking. Crippler is known for bagging hippies - something they don't find too groovy at all. At times he has employed for protecting a force of ''Wizard of Oz'' - style guards, a personal paramilitary force, a riot police squad and a robotic Richard Simmons.

The inside of the mansion includes a room containing a thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters, a bottomless pit, a human chess board, the largest television in the free world, a 'Hall of Patriots' commemorating his ancestors, a laboratory, a botanical garden of vultures bearing his likeness, a safe containing a Beefeater guard and a theater that is showing round-the-clock which plays regardless whether there is an audience or not. There also is a TV studio and a CCTV room.

The mansion is also home to many rare historical artifacts including the only existing nude photo of Mark Twain, the suit Charlie Chaplin was buried in, King Arthur's mythical sword Excalibur, and a rare first draft of the Constitution with the word "suckers" in it.
==Relationship==
Burns has been engaged at least three times: a woman named [[Gertrude]] who died of loneliness and rabies, to [[Jacqueline Bouvier]], and to a policewoman named [[Gloria]]. He once had an affair with [[Countess von Zeppelin]].

What is not widely known is that Charles Montgomery Burns and [[Homer Simpson]] are related by marriage (Which makes his making Bart his heir in one episode extremely ironic, as Bart would be related to Mr.&nbsp;Burns anyways). According to a family tree:

Charles Montgomery Burns was born to [[Clifford Burns]] and Daphne Charle (hence the name ''Charles''),  
[[Clifford Burns]] was born to [[Wainwright Montgomery Burns]] and [[Evelyn Graycomb]].<br />
[[Evelyn Graycomb]] was born to [[Otto Graycomb]] and Lolly Dubois.<br />
Lolly Dubois was born to Lance Dubois and [[Clarice Stemple]].<br />
[[Clarice Stemple]] is the sister of [[Gaylord Stemple]].<br />
[[Gaylord Stemple]] married [[Trixie Simpson]].<br />
[[Trixie Simpson]] is the Granddaughter of [[Sven Simpson]].<br />
[[Sven Simpson]] is the great, great, great, great, great Grandfather of [[Homer Simpson]].

Mr. Burns' great-great-grandmother's sister-in-law's 4th great-grandson is Homer Simpson.

Mr. Burns had a strained relationship with his own mother, whom he's apparently tried to kill at least once, who had an affair with President Taft and lives in her 120's.He is Lisa's opposite, with no conscience or care for the environment in many episodes, and Lisa often opposes him. Occasionally, she agrees to work with him, but with great reluctance.

When he was asked the cause of his parents' deaths, he replied: "Got in my way" <ref>[[The Mansion Family]]</ref>. His mother was seen at least once <ref>[[Homer the Smithers]]</ref>.

== Organizations ==
Mr. Burns is a member of various organizations. In his younger years, while a student at Yale University, he was a member of Skull and Bones. During World War II, Burns became a member of the Flying Hellfish squad, a group of soldiers who entered into a tontine regarding the ownership of German artwork. Burns was a member of the [[Stonecutters]] until it disbanded, at which time he joined the secret society that succeeded it: [[The Ancient Mystic Order of No-Homers]]. (One source of dislike of Burns for the "Stonecutters' is that despite his wealth and greed, he is outranked by Lenny.). He is currently the head of the [[Springfield Republican Party]] and the [[Burns Religion]]. He is also a member of the "[[Excluders Club]]", the Springfield Golf and Country Club, and the [[National Rifle Association]]. He holds a chair (a demonic throne with snarling dogs chained to it) at [[Springfield University]] and controls an anti-democratic paramilitary force in Latin America. 

Burns once attended the annual Billionaire's Retreat, where he won the Austin Celtics basketball team from the Rich Texan in a poker game.&nbsp; After severely mismanaging the team, he lost nearly half his net worth.&nbsp; At the following year's retreat,&nbsp; it was discovered he was no longer a billionaire.&nbsp; He was ejected from the camp, and thrown over a wall into the slack-jawed millionaire's camp <ref>The Burns and the Bees</ref>.&nbsp; 

He once tried to run for Governor - until [[Marge Simpson]] forever ruined his chances with a [[Blinky|three-eyed fish]]. At the end he echoes Kane by crying out his name in rage—and vows for the rest of his life to make [[Homer Simpson]]'s life miserable.<ref>This happens in [[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]</ref>

== State of mind ==
At times, Burns appears to be completely removed from modern conventions and, sometimes, reality. He continually fails to recognize Homer Simpson or remember his name despite all the major events in Burns' life on the series have revolved around him in some way, similar to Krusty not remembering Bart's name. Burns is also for the most part unaware of the townspeople's general dislike of him.

Mr. Burns uses archaic phrases and antiquated expressions that have either changed meanings or fallen out of common usage in American English, including score (meaning 20), twain (two), post-haste (quickly), petroleum distillate (gasoline), gay (jolly), dean (principal), velocitator and deceleratrix (a car's accelerator and brake), aeromail (post by air), lollygagger (slacker), fourth form (fourth grade), ahoy-hoy (hello), jumping box and picto-tube (television), Autogyro (helicopter), DictaBelt (dictation machine), the New York Nine (New York Yankees), horseless sleigh (snowmobile, although it could just mean that he was trying to be a mysterious character), crackleberries (peanuts), talkie (movies with sound), thrice (three times), and mater (mother). He also answers the telephone in the same way that the man widely credited for the ''Invention'' of the Telephone, Alexander Graham Bell, is purported to have answered it ('Ahoy, Hoy?'). In one episode he also rings Smithers and says "Smithers, come here, I want you.", a take on what are reputedly the first words spoken by Alexander Graham Bell on his telephone ("Mr. Watson, come here, I want to see you").

He also displays mannerisms which are considered outdated, such as practicing phrenology, writing with a quill pen, driving a [[1936 Stutz Bearcat]] while wearing a Edwardian motorist's outfit which includes hat, driving gloves and goggles, carrying a mace for self defense (though the weapon actually shown was a flail), driving without regard to traffic laws in the manner of early 20th century motorists, and using an antique view camera to take photographs.

Burns appears unaware of 20th century political and social developments, such as Fidel Castro replacing Fulgencio Batista as the President of Cuba, Siam changing its name to Thailand, the Belgian Congo changing its name to the Congo-Kinshasa, Prussia being absorbed into the German Empire, India gaining its independence from the British Empire, New Mexico entering the United States, the Wall Street Crash of 1929, Idlewild Airport changing its name to JFK Airport, the disbanding of the Negro Leagues, the desegregation of the Major Leagues, Joe DiMaggio no longer being a rookie, the extinction of the dodo, the demolition of the Polo Grounds, the ceasing of publication of Collier's Weekly, the demise of the DuMont Television Network, believing tires need to be revulcanized, confusing [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_ramones The Ramones] with The Rolling Stones ("have the Rolling Stones killed"), thinking cars are still operated by levers, believing mail may still be delivered by autogyro (once asking for a package to be delivered by autogyro to the Prussian Embassy in Siam) and the occurrence of the 1939 World's Fair.

Mr. Burns' investment portfolio includes long-defunct shares in "Confederated Slaveholdings, Transatlantic Zeppelin, Amalgamated Spats, Congreve's Inflammable Powder, U.S. Hay", and an "up-and-coming Baltimore Opera Hat Company".

Burns commonly refers to deceased persons as if they were alive, including Al Jolson, Tallulah Bankhead, Louise Brooks, Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, and Mordecai "Three Finger" Brown.

He also believes some social institutions and inventions are novel or nonexistent, such as musicals about "the common cat" and "the King of Siam", the Packard automobile, the Fire Department, ice cream (or "iced cream"), vending machines, recycling, strip clubs, the DuMont, the word "into", silent films like the 1929 ''Lulu'', and the synonymity of ketchup and catsup. While trying to chat up a young woman, Burns offers to play the clavichord and show stereopticon images of the Crimean War.

Nonetheless, there are many instances where Burns also displays a clear knowledge of recent events: Citing the films ''Bugsy'' and ''Working Girl'' as examples when making a movie to gloss over his evil rise to power; being inspired by the movie ''Sliver'' to have hidden cameras installed in every home in Springfield; meeting Elvis Presley and regaling Smithers with his impression of the famous singer; enjoying ''Ziggy'' comics; playing golf with Richard Nixon, who fretted to Burns about going to prison over the exposure of the Watergate scandal; recalling the prisoner abuse scandal at Abu Ghraib in a "we-can-do-it-better" context; personally knowing Jimmy Carter and Ronald Reagan, who along with George H. W. Bush tried to attend Burns' birthday party (Carter and Bush were denied admittance for being "one-termers"); and recalling watching the Beatles breakthrough performance on the ''Ed Sullivan Show'', dismissing it as "off-key caterwauling". He also has a dislike for Elvis Presley and claims Tallulah Brockman Bankhead has more sex appeal with one raised eyebrow than "Modern movies".

== Health ==
Burns has numerous physical ailments and health problems, or more accuratly he has nearly 'every' physical ailment and health problem.&nbsp;Often to the point where he seems to straddle the line between life and death. On prior occasions, Burns may have died. Presently, Burns has a condition known as "Three Stooges Syndrome" where a delicate state of homeostasis is created by the presence in his body of every disease known to man and other newly-discovered diseases unique to him, which, when all trying to invade his body simultaneously, cancel out each other. Mr. Burns took this as being invincible, although the doctor who told him this implied that the slightest breeze could kill him.<ref>This is stated in [[The Mansion Family]]</ref>

Physically weak, he often has great difficulty performing the most basic physical tasks, such as giving a thumbs-up, receiving a hug, crushing a paper cup, or stepping on an insect. He is weak enough to be pushed over by an ant or a high-five, or pushed down by a sponge scrub on his head. Bunting a baseball sends him flying to the backstop. The weight of Toothpaste on his Toothbrush is enough to pull him over.<ref>This is shown in [[The Simpsons Movie]].</ref> He has a hunched back and his vertebral column is visible when he is viewed from the side. His exposure to radiation has given his skin a green glow (though seen in only one episode) and left him infertile. Once a 1000 dollar bill bruised him leaving a reverse imprint of Grover Cleveland on his chest.  When Burns was incarcerated at Springfield's penititiary, when he was getting a mug shot, the camera flash was able to slam him against a wall and knock him out.

His organs have grown immensely weak over the years. His heart is black, desiccated, and barely beats or does not beat at all. It is shrunken to the size of a cherry. Burns' blood type is double-O negative. When his finger is pricked, he bleeds dust, and when his arm is poked with a needle, the needle passes through his arm like Meringue as his doctor described it. On one occasion, a chunk of Burns' brain fell out through his ear. Another time, his lungs came out through his mouth and acted like an airbag. On another occasion, he indicated in an off-hand manner that he only has a single lung. If he is not careful, fluid can build up in his hands, causing them to swell to enormous proportions, and his fingers have been shown to flap in the breeze released from a bowling ball dispenser. It has been revealed that if Burns sweats even one drop, he could die of dehydration unless he takes a bath immediately. Burns has also lost body parts due to leprosy (one example is when he lost an entire fingernail in a cup). Both his legs have a crease in them, down the entire length.

Mr. Burns' medical treatment includes a weekly procedure which includes chiropractics, a painful vocal cord scraping, and an injection of pain-killers; its purpose is to postpone his death for one week. This makes his eyeballs grow to an unnatural size, and he becomes temporarily 'nice'. He also glows green, a result of working in a nuclear plant for ages. This causes Homer to mistake him for an alien in one episode, though no one believes him, thinking him to have been drunk (he drank about ten bottles of a new type of beer, '[[Red Tick Beer]]' made out of beer and dog fleas). At the end of the episode, Lisa tries to prove that Burns is not an alien, pointing a flashlight at him. This reveals him in his 'nice' form leading the townspeople to believe that he is a monster, but before they can kill him, Smithers rushes in and explains that it is really Mr Burns. He also has his brain flushed out with vinegar and his eyes "re-balled". Burns' knees are also sent out to be repaired at a "shop." His dentures replace themselves.<ref>this happens in [[The Springfield Files]]</ref> In the future, Burns may be kept alive by cryonics.

He once broke all his bones (Though this was understandable, as he was knocked down onto the street below his main office, and besides which, he also had his stuffed Polar bear statue fall on top of him due to a fight between Smithers and Homer).


On rare occasions he has displayed great strength and skill, such as when he managed to singlehandly capture Loch Ness monster Nessie (though it was never explained how he did so bar that it swallowed him) and when he rescued his girlfriend Gloria from a burning building (although she wound up carrying him out of the blaze).

== Non Canon Appearance ==
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[[File:Young_Burns.gif|thumb|left|A youger Burns and Bobo, his teddy bear]]
===The Future===
At the age of 119, Mr. Burns is cryogenically frozen. Scientists work to find a cure for 17 stab wounds to the back so that he can be thawed out and cured. He was cured in time to attend [[Lisa Simpson|Lisa Simpson's]] wedding. He isn't completely thawed, and when he tries to sit down, he snaps in half, which is also cured. At age 122, he is a shut-in who sponsors a Yale scholarship as punishment for stealing Christmas. He keeps diamonds to have them changed into Earth's most precious mineral of the age: coal. His home is also guarded by a large group of unicorn-clam creatures (uni-clams). At age 1,104, he is a robot and earth is ruled by apes. He finds his teddy bear [[Bobo]], which he loses and finds every century. A long time later, he dies and goes to Dog Heaven, which was caused by offering to give the [[First Church of Springfield|church]] back to [[Reverend Lovejoy]] in exchange for admittance into [[Heaven]]. He was tricked and got admittance into Dog Heaven.

===Video Games===
==== The Simpsons Road Rage ====
In [[The Simpsons Road Rage]], Mr. Burns buys out the Springfield transit system and turns them into nuclear buses. In one of the missions it is also said that he buys out the Springfield Shopper. Also if you drive in the Springfield Mountains you can drive into [[Burns Manor]]. In the last mission you have to battle Mr. Burns as Homer, where Homer has smash the statues in Burns' garden. Also in the second mission you have to dodge him. In every single road rage or Sunday drive he tries and hit you with his car. If you use a cheat you can drive his car, a nuclear bus or even Mr. Burns driving a brick. In the downtown location you can see his bus depot. One of the other locations is his nuclear power plant.

==== The Simpsons: Minutes to Meltdown ====
In [[The Simpsons: Minutes to Meltdown]], Mr. Burns is shown telling [[Homer Simpson|Homer]] where [[Plopper|Spider Pig]] went.

==== The Simpsons: Hit and Run ====
In [[The Simpsons: Hit and Run]], you can drive to the nuclear power plant in the first level. In the last level, you can climb up to Mr. Burns' office. You also see him in one level and can eventually drive his car.

==== The Simpsons Game ====
In the level [[Lisa the Tree Hugger (The Simpsons Game)|Lisa the Tree Hugger]], the player stops Mr Burns from destroying the ecosystem.

==Behind the Scenes==

=== Creation ===

[[Matt Groening]] principally based Burns on Fredrik Olsen, a reclusive Norwegian shipping magnate and owner of Timex.Groening made Burns an "embodiment of corporate greed" and drew further inspiration for the character from oil tycoon John D. Rockefeller and Henry Potter from ''[[It's a Wonderful Life]] ''.Burns's appearance was modeled on Fox founder Barry Diller, and his physical movement style came from a praying mantis. His name came from the Montgomery Park sign atop a former Montgomery Ward high-rise department store in Portland, Oregon's Northwest Industrial district. Near it, there was a famous log cabin that burned down during Groening's childhood, giving the name "Montgomery Burns". Burns's first name being Charles was a reference to ''[[Citizen Kane]] ''character Charles Foster Kane. After the episode were Flanders opened the Leftorium, it is revealed that Mr Burns, along with many other characters, is left-handed.

Although originally designed as a one-dimensional recurring villain, who might occasionally enter the Simpsons' lives and create some sort of havoc.<sup>[citation needed]</sup> Mr. Burns' popularity has led to his repeated inclusion on the show. However, Mr. Burns has become less evil and more eccentric in recent series.

A running gag on the Show is Mr Burns dealing with Satan; one cameo has Burns selling his soul for a fortune and eternal life (but not eternal youth). Another cameo has Smithers remarking how the "Prince of Darkness" has an appointment with Burns, and in a final cameo in a Treehouse of Horror episode, Mr Burns turns down Smithers' idea to ask Satan for help, as his wife had a screenplay. However, it should be noted that it's implied in Lady Bouvier's Lover that Mr. Burns may actually be Satan himself, as Jackie Bouvier flirtingly said that he was the devil himself, thus causing him to nearly panic and shout "Who told you that" before realizing that she meant it in a flirting way.

=== Age ===
Mr. Burns' age has fluctuated during the course of the show, being explicitly stated he was 81 in ''[[Simpson and Delilah]]'' and as old as 104 in ''[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]'', ''[[Homer the Smithers]]'' and ''[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]''. In the episode ''[[Fraudcast News]]'', Burns claims that he was born in 1881, making him 123 years old (when the episode aired in 2004). He has been referred to as "Springfield's oldest resident" with a Social Security number of 000-00-0002 (cursing [[Franklin Roosevelt]] for having 0001).

In an Issue of [[Simpsons Comics]], Mr Smithers states Mr Burns is 118 years old



Frequent allusions to Mr. Burns' age place his date of birth in the late 19th century, which would make him at the least more than 100 years old. He says he had a driver's license that expired in 1909, graduated from Yale University in 1914, was depicted in a 19th century woodcut terrorizing children (which, surprisingly, features him as an old man). Mr. Burns has also claimed that he has survived through 12 economic recessions and 8 panics.

Other references to Mr. Burns' age place him at thousands of years old. His ATM password, which is the same as his age, is four digits long (although it is possible the first and/or second digits are 0). Mr. Burns' birthplace has also been named as Pangaea.<ref>[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]</ref>

Burns's wine cellar also has trophy heads of a dodo, a saber-toothed tiger, and a T-rex.

However, because his mother, who is currently alive, is in her 120s, Burns would have to be younger.

Burns' age provides the writers a character with which they can express dated humor and references to popular culture before the 1950s.

== Appearances ==
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*{{Ep|Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire}}
*{{Ep|Homer's Odyssey}}
*{{Ep|There's No Disgrace Like Home}}
*{{Ep|The Telltale Head}}
*{{Ep|Life on the Fast Lane}}
*{{Ep|Homer's Night Out}}
*{{Ep|Bart Gets an F}}
*{{Ep|Simpson and Delilah}}
*{{Ep|Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish}}
*{{Ep|Dancin' Homer}}
*{{Ep|Bart vs. Thanksgiving}}
*{{Ep|Bart Gets Hit by a Car}}
*{{Ep|One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish}}
*{{Ep|Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment}}
*{{Ep|Old Money}}
*{{Ep|Brush With Greatness}}
*{{Ep|Lisa's Substitute}}
*{{Ep|The War of the Simpsons}}
*{{Ep|Blood Feud}}
*{{Ep|Stark Raving Dad}}
*{{Ep|Bart the Murderer}}
*{{Ep|Homer Defined}}
*{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror II}}
*{{Ep|Lisa's Pony}}
*{{Ep|Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk}}
*{{Ep|I Married Marge}}
*{{Ep|Radio Bart}}
*{{Ep|Lisa the Greek}}
*{{Ep|Homer Alone}}
*{{Ep|Homer at the Bat}}
*{{Ep|Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?}}
*{{Ep|Kamp Krusty (Episode)}}
*{{Ep|A Streetcar Named Marge}}
*{{Ep|Homer the Heretic}}
*{{Ep|Lisa the Beauty Queen}}
*{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror III}}
*{{Ep|Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie}}
*{{Ep|Marge Gets a Job}}
*{{Ep|New Kid on the Block}}
*{{Ep|Mr. Plow}}
*{{Ep|Homer's Triple Bypass}}
*{{Ep|Marge vs. the Monorail}}
*{{Ep|Selma's Choice}}
*{{Ep|Brother from the Same Planet}}
*{{Ep|I Love Lisa}}
*{{Ep|Last Exit to Springfield}}
*{{Ep|So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show}}
*{{Ep|The Front}}
*{{Ep|Whacking Day}}
*{{Ep|Marge in Chains}}
*{{Ep|Krusty Gets Kancelled}}
*{{Ep|Homer's Barbershop Quartet}}
*{{Ep|Cape Feare}}
*{{Ep|Rosebud}}
*{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror IV}}
*{{Ep|Marge on the Lam}}
*{{Ep|Bart's Inner Child}}
*{{Ep|Boy-Scoutz N the Hood}}
*{{Ep|The Last Temptation of Homer}}
*{{Ep|$pringfield}}
*{{Ep|Homer the Vigilante}}
*{{Ep|Bart Gets Famous}}
*{{Ep|Homer and Apu}}
*{{Ep|Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy}}
*{{Ep|Deep Space Homer}}
*{{Ep|Homer Loves Flanders}}
*{{Ep|Bart Gets an Elephant}}
*{{Ep|Burns' Heir}}
*{{Ep|Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song}}
*{{Ep|The Boy Who Knew Too Much}}
*{{Ep|Lady Bouvier's Lover}}
*{{Ep|Secrets of a Successful Marriage}}
*{{Ep|Bart of Darkness}}
*{{Ep|Another Simpsons Clip Show}}
*{{Ep|Sideshow Bob Roberts}}
*{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror V}}
*{{Ep|Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy}}
*{{Ep|Homer the Great}}
*{{Ep|A Star is Burns}}
*{{Ep|Lisa's Wedding}}
*{{Ep|Two Dozen and One Greyhounds}}
*{{Ep|'Round Springfield}}
*{{Ep|The Springfield Connection}}
*{{Ep|Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)}}
*{{Ep|Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)}}
*{{Ep|Lisa the Vegetarian}}
*{{Ep|King-Size Homer}}
*{{Ep|Mother Simpson}}
*{{Ep|Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming}}
*{{Ep|Marge Be Not Proud}}
*{{Ep|Team Homer}}
*{{Ep|Scenes From the Class Struggle in Springfield}}
*{{Ep|Bart the Fink}}
*{{Ep|Lisa the Iconoclast}}
*{{Ep|Homer the Smithers}}
*{{Ep|The Day the Violence Died}}
*{{Ep|A Fish Called Selma}}
*{{Ep|22 Short Films About Springfield}}
*{{Ep|Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"}}
*{{Ep|Much Apu About Nothing}}
*{{Ep|Summer of 4 Ft. 2}}
*{{Ep|The Homer They Fall}}
*{{Ep|Burns, Baby Burns}}
*{{Ep|Bart After Dark}}
*{{Ep|A Milhouse Divided}}
*{{Ep|Lisa's Date with Density}}
*{{Ep|The Springfield Files}}
*{{Ep|The Twisted World of Marge Simpson}}
*{{Ep|Mountain of Madness}}
*{{Ep|Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious}}
*{{Ep|Brother from Another Series}}
*{{Ep|Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment}}
*{{Ep|The Canine Mutiny}}
*{{Ep|The Old Man and the Lisa}}
*{{Ep|Homer's Enemy}}
*{{Ep|The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase}}
*{{Ep|Lisa the Skeptic}}
*{{Ep|Miracle on Evergreen Terrace}}
*{{Ep|All Singing, All Dancing}}
*{{Ep|The Joy of Sect}}
*{{Ep|The Last Temptation of Krust}}
*{{Ep|Lisa the Simpson}}
*{{Ep|This Little Wiggy}}
*{{Ep|Simpson Tide}}
*{{Ep|Girly Edition}}
*{{Ep|Trash of the Titans}}
*{{Ep|King of the Hill}}
*{{Ep|Lost Our Lisa}}
*{{Ep|Natural Born Kissers}}
*{{Ep|Bart the Mother}}
*{{Ep|D'oh-in in the Wind}}
*{{Ep|Viva Ned Flanders}}
*{{Ep|Homer to the Max}}
*{{Ep|Maximum Homerdrive}}
*{{Ep|Mom and Pop Art}}
*{{Ep|The Old Man and the "C" Student}}
*{{Ep|Monty Can't Buy Me Love}}
*{{Ep|Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo}}
*{{Ep|Beyond Blunderdome}}
*{{Ep|Brother's Little Helper}}
*{{Ep|Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?}}
*{{Ep|Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder}}
*{{Ep|Grift of the Magi}}
*{{Ep|The Mansion Family}}
*{{Ep|Missionary: Impossible}}
*{{Ep|Kill the Alligator and Run}}
*{{Ep|A Tale of Two Springfields}}
*{{Ep|Homer vs. Dignity}}
*{{Ep|The Computer Wore Menace Shoes}}
*{{Ep|The Great Money Caper}}
*{{Ep|Skinner's Sense of Snow}}
*{{Ep|HOMЯ}}
*{{Ep|Tennis the Menace}}
*{{Ep|New Kids on the Blecch}}
*{{Ep|Children of a Lesser Clod}}
*{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror XII}}
*{{Ep|A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love}}
*{{Ep|The Blunder Years}}
*{{Ep|She of Little Faith}}
*{{Ep|Brawl in the Family}}
*{{Ep|Sweets and Sour Marge}}
*{{Ep|The Lastest Gun in the West}}
*{{Ep|Tales from the Public Domain}}
*{{Ep|The Frying Game}}
*{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror XIII}}
*{{Ep|Large Marge}}
*{{Ep|Helter Shelter}}
*{{Ep|The Great Louse Detective}}
*{{Ep|Special Edna}}
*{{Ep|The Strong Arms of the Ma}}
*{{Ep|Pray Anything}}
*{{Ep|I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can}}
*{{Ep|Barting Over}}
*{{Ep|Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington}}
*{{Ep|C.E. D'oh}}
*{{Ep|'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky}}
*{{Ep|Dude, Where's My Ranch?}}
*{{Ep|Brake My Wife, Please}}
*{{Ep|My Mother the Carjacker}}
*{{Ep|The Regina Monologues}}
*{{Ep|Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays}}
*{{Ep|Diatribe of a Mad Housewife}}
*{{Ep|Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore}}
*{{Ep|The Wandering Juvie}}
*{{Ep|Simple Simpson}}
*{{Ep|Bart-Mangled Banner}}
*{{Ep|Fraudcast News}}
*{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror XV}}
*{{Ep|Midnight Rx}}
*{{Ep|Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass}}
*{{Ep|There's Something About Marrying}}
*{{Ep|Goo Goo Gai Pan}}
*{{Ep|Mobile Homer}}
*{{Ep|The Seven-Beer Snitch}}
*{{Ep|Future-Drama}}
*{{Ep|The Heartbroke Kid}}
*{{Ep|Don't Fear the Roofer}}
*{{Ep|Thank God It's Doomsday}}
*{{Ep|A Star Is Torn}}
*{{Ep|The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star}}
*{{Ep|Home Away from Homer}}
*{{Ep|Bonfire of the Manatees}}
*{{Ep|The Girl Who Slept Too Little}}
*{{Ep|Milhouse of Sand and Fog}}
*{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror XVI}}
*{{Ep|Marge's Son Poisoning}}
*{{Ep|The Italian Bob}}
*{{Ep|Simpsons Christmas Stories}}
*{{Ep|Bart Has Two Mommies}}
*{{Ep|Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore}}
*{{Ep|The Wettest Stories Ever Told}}
*{{Ep|The Monkey Suit}}
*{{Ep|Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play}}
*{{Ep|The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer}}
*{{Ep|Jazzy and the Pussycats}}
*{{Ep|Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em...}}
*{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror XVII}}
*{{Ep|G.I.D'oh}}
*{{Ep|Moe 'N' a Lisa}}
*{{Ep|Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)}}
*{{Ep|Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2}}
*{{Ep|Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times}}
*{{Ep|Yokel Chords}}
*{{Ep|The Boys of Bummer}}
*{{Ep|You Kent Always Say What You Want}}
*{{Ep|He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs}}
*{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror XVIII}}
*{{Ep|Any Given Sundance}}
*{{Ep|Mona Leaves-a}}
*{{Ep|All About Lisa}}
*{{Ep|Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes}}
*{{Ep|Double, Double, Boy in Trouble}}
*{{Ep|Dangerous Curves}}
*{{Ep|Homer And Lisa Exchange Cross Words}}
*{{Ep|Mypods and Boomsticks}}
*{{Ep|The Burns and the Bees}}
*{{Ep|No Loan Again, Naturally}}
*{{Ep|Gone Maggie Gone}}
*{{Ep|Father Knows Worst}}
*{{Ep|Coming to Homerica}}
*{{Ep|American History X-cellent}}
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*{{Game|The Simpsons Road Rage}}
*{{Game|The Simpsons: Hit & Run}}
*{{Game|The Simpsons Game}}
*{{Game|The Simpsons: Minutes to Meltdown}}
*{{Bon|The Amazing Colossal Homer}}
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== See also ==
*[[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]]: more info on Mr. Burns' power plant.
*[[Waylon Smithers]]: more info on Mr. Burns' assistant.
*[[Burns Manor]]: more info on Mr. Burns' mansion.

== References ==
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