Editing Canyonero

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|Image = [[File:Canyonero.jpg|250px]]
|Owner = [[Marge]], [[Homer]], [[Krusty]]
|Maker = Unknown
|Use = 4x4 SUV
|FirstAppearance = [[The Last Temptation of Krust]]
}}

The '''Canyonero''' is the trademark Sport Utility Vehicle (SUV) in The Simpsons.  It was endorsed by [[Krusty the Clown]] when it first appeared in "[[The Last Temptation of Krust]].  It is a large, red SUV and was introduced just as the SUV craze began to hit the United States.  The design is basically a parody of the large SUV and the style of "I own an SUV, therefore, I own the road" driving.  The theme song helps to demonstrate this. Homer buys a red Canyonero in ''[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]'', realising he bought the F-series. He refuses to drive it, not wanting to be seen as a homosexual, and Marge takes over the car, falling into a state of road rage. It looks like a Ford Expedition (1997-2002) or Land Rover Range Rover Sport HSE (2003-Present).

== Theme Song ==

The theme song was sung by [[wikipedia:Hank_Williams_Jr.|Hank Williams Jr.]].

''Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,<br/>Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?<br/>Canyonero! Canyonero!''

''Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,<br/>It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown,<br/>Canyonero! Canyonero!

''Hey, hey!''

''Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,<br/>Sixty five tons of American pride!<br/>Canyonero! Canyonero!''

''Top of the line in utility sports,<br/>Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!<br/>Canyonero! Canyonero!''

''She blinds everybody with her super high beams,<br/>She's a squirrel-squasher, deer-smackin' drivin' machine,<br/>Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!

''Whoa, Canyonero! Whoooooaaaa!''

== Appearances ==
* {{Ep|The Last Temptation of Krust}}
* {{Ep|Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"}}
* {{Game|The Simpsons Hit & Run}}
* {{Game|The Simpsons Road Rage}}


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