Editing Ned Flanders' Top Forty

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|title= Ned Flanders' Top Forty
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|released=Winter 1992
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|series=[[Simpsons Illustrated]]
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'''''Ned Flanders' Top Forty''''' is a list featured in ''[[Simpsons Illustrated 4]]''. The list was later reprinted in ''[[Simpsons Comics Simpsorama]]''.

== List ==
#Family togetherness nights.
#My "better half"... "the ol' ball 'n' chain. (Hee hee, just kiddin', Maude!)
#Yellow ribbons on oak trees.
#My new 4-wheel drive sport-utilty tractor-mower.
#[[Bob Hope]] specials.
#Pants with just a skosh more room in the seat and tights.
#The impassioned rhetoric of [[Reverend Lovejoy]].
#Halogen lighting.
#Stick-to-itveness.
#My new AduioCratic 48-disc CD player with fully uncontrollable no access random play.
#Yellow ribbons on flagpoles.
#Natural law.
#Waiters who introduce themselves.
#The Ice Capades.
#The heady mixture of politics and religion.
#[[Florence Handerson]].
#Cordless power tools.
#Traditional American Family Values.
#Feelin' groovy.
#Those new super-tasty low-sodium snack foods.
#Talking with "The Man Upstairs."
#My new 64-inch drive-in screen TV.
#Yellow ribbons on car antennas.
#Theme restaurants.
#The power of positive thinking.
#That cozy way my joging suit feels when it's fresh out of the dryer.
#Quality time with [[Todd]] and [[Rod]].
#My new HeartAttacker-2000 deluxe StepMeister exerciser.
#Dinner theatre.
#The simple satisfaction of a job well done.
#The jazzy song stylings of La Streisand.
#Made-for-TV movies.
#Maude's meatloaf.
#Good ol' American know-how.
#War movies with dance music soundtracks.
#Reader's Digest's "Life in These United States."
#My new WeedBeater cordless Weasel-Wackler.
#Letting my inner-child out to play.
#Yellow ribbons on high-voltage utitilty powers.
#Spunk.

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