Editing Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley)

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{{Song
|name = "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds" (Medley)
|image = [[File:Two Dozen and One Greyhounds.png|250px]]
|singers = [[Charles Montgomery Burns]]<br>Maid<br>[[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Lisa Simpson]]<br>[[Waylon Smithers]]
|characters = [[Charles Montgomery Burns]]<br>Maid<br>[[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Lisa Simpson]]<br>[[Waylon Smithers]]<br>Animal skins and furs
|length = 2:04
|writer = [[Mike Scully]]<br>[[Alf Clausen]]
|album = [[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]
|appearance = ''[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]''<br>''[[All Singing, All Dancing]]''
}}

'''"Two Dozen and One Greyhounds" (Medley)''' is a song sung by [[Mr. Burns]] where he describes his plan to turn the [[greyhound puppies]] into a greyhound fur tuxedo. It also notes what he does with all his animals: turning them into a variety of clothes. It's the twenty-second track on the album [[Songs in the Key of Springfield]] and the track is a medley of the songs "[[#The Pick of The Litter|The Pick of The Litter]]" (0:22) and "[[#See My Vest|See My Vest]]" (1:35).

== Lyrics ==
===The Pick of The Litter===
:'''Mr. Burns''':
:''You stay with me. You're the pick of the litter.''

:'''[[Lisa]]''':
:''Maybe we were wrong about Burns on this one.''

:'''[[Smithers]]''':
:''Are you sure you wanna go through with this, sir? You ''do'' have a very full wardrobe as it is.''

:'''Mr. Burns''':
:''Yes, but not completely full. For you see...''
===See My Vest===
:Some men hunt for sport,
:Others hunt for food,
:The only thing I'm hunting for,
:Is an outfit that looks good...

:See my vest, see my vest,
:Made from real gorilla chest,
:Feel this sweater, there's no better
:Than authentic Irish setter.

:See this hat, 'twas my cat,
:My evening wear - vampire bat,
:These white slippers are albino
:African endangered rhino.

:Grizzly bear underwear,
:Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
:Beret of poodle, on my noodle
:It shall rest.

:Try my red robin suit,
:It comes one breast or two,
:See my vest, see my vest,
:See my vest.

:Like my loafers? Former gophers -
:It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
:But a greyhound fur tuxedo
:Would be best,

:So let's prepare these dogs,

[[File:SeeMyVest.jpg|thumb|300px|"Kill two for matching clogs."]]
:'''Maid''':
:Kill two for matching clogs.

:'''Mr. Burns''':
:See my vest, see my vest,
:Oh please, won't you see my vest!

:''I really like the vest.''

:'''Smithers''':
:''I gathered you.''

:'''Lisa''':
:''(gasps) He's gonna make a tuxedo out of our puppies!''

:(''Bart hums the song Mr. Burns just sang'')

:'''Lisa''':
:''BART!''

:'''[[Bart]]''':
:''Sorry. You gotta admit, it's catchy.''

== Behind the Laughter ==
*The song originally appeared in "[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]", and was repeated in "[[All Singing, All Dancing]]" and is track twenty-two on the album ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''.
*The music was written by [[Alf Clausen]] and the lyrics by [[Mike Scully]]. 
*The song is a parody of "{{w|Be Our Guest}}" from Disney's ''{{w|Beauty and the Beast (1991 film)|Beauty and the Beast}}''.

== Appearances ==
*{{ep|Two Dozen and One Greyhounds}}
*{{ep|All Singing, All Dancing}}

[[Category:Songs]]
[[Category:Parody songs]]
[[Category:Songs by Mr. Burns]]