Editing Herman Hermann

Herman is the one-armed paranoid owner of Herman's Military Antiques, a shop in Springfield. He wears combat boots, military pants, a blue long-sleeve shirt, and an olive green or brown vest. He also wears a medal on the vest but it is unknown what he did, if anything, to earn the medal. It is also common for Herman to be sucking on a cigarette. Herman's voice has been described by the creators as a parody of George Bush, Sr., and is provided by the talented Harry Shearer.

Major Appearances
- Helping Bart and Grandpa to get revenge on Nelson and his gang.
We also find out how he lost his arm.
- Helping Grandpa find a gift for his girlfriend, then selling him a fez worn by Napolean
- Selling military antiques at the flea market
- Homer and his vigilante group stop by his shop to buy weapons.
Herman also shows Homer a nuclear missile.
- Joining in on the poker games at Homer's house.
It is revealed that he was using Homer's car hole as a front to sell counterfeit jeans.
- Keeps Chief Wiggum and Snake tied up in his shop.
They are rescued when Milhouse accidentally whacks Herman with a medieval mace.
- Showing a bomb shelter to Homer before being blown up by a nuke.