Editing The Monorail Song

The Monorail Song is sung during The Simpsons episode [[Marge vs the Monorail]].  This song is near the end of the first act and sung during a town meeting when trying to discuss what to do with some money the town got from Mr. Burns.

==Trivia==
Lyle Lanley is the only character voiced by Phil Hartman that started a song and dance number on the show.

==Lyrics==
[spoken fast and in a chant]
Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail! ...
What'd I say?
Ned Flanders: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Patty & Selma: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: That's right Monorail!
[crowd chants 'Monorail' softly and rhythmically]
Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...
Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu Friend.
Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley: You'll all be given cushy jobs.
Abe Simpson: Were you sent here by the devil? [just some foreshadowing by the writers, editor]
Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
[sung]
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: Once again...
All: Monorail!
[spoken]
Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
Bart: Sorry Mom, the mob has spoken!
[sung]
All: Monorail (Repeat 4 times)
Homer: Mono... D'oh!

[[Category: Simpsons Songs]]