Editing Kamp Krusty

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|Episode Number=60
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|originalAirdate=September 24, 1992
|blackboardText="This punishment is not boring and pointless"
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|Written By=[[David M. Stern]]
|Directed By=[[Mark Kirkland]]
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'''Kamp Krusty''' is the first episode of [[Season 4]]. It aired on September 24, 1992. The episode was written by [[David M. Stern]] and directed by [[Mark Kirkland]].[[Bart| Bart]] and [[Lisa]] spend six weeks at Kamp Krusty. However, the camp is not what it seems, as Bart and Lisa quickly find out.

== Plot ==
It's the last day of school. After getting [[Edna Krabappel|Ms. Krabappel]] to change the Fs on his report card to Cs, Bart, his fellow students, and the faculty tear down the school with chainsaws, flamethrowers and even a wrecking ball, to the tune of Alice Cooper's "School's Out." This turns out to only be a dream, but it really is the last day of school.

Bart and Lisa are excited about being able to spend the summer at [[Kamp Krusty (Location)|Kamp Krusty]] ("The Krustiest Place On Earth"), a summer camp run by Krusty the Clown, but [[Homer]] has made Bart's visit conditional on his getting at least a C average on his report card. At school, Bart finds Ms. Krabappel has given him a D- in each subject. On the bus ride home, he uses a marker to fix each grade to an A+. Bart presents the card to his dad, but Homer sees through the ruse ("A+?! You don't think very much of me, do you, boy?"). Homer chides Bart for not faking plausible grades ("You know, a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy.") but gives Bart two reasons to let him go to Kamp Krusty anyway. 1: Homer sees no reason to make Bart pay for any of Homer's mistakes. 2: Homer didn't really want Bart at the house all summer.

The kids of Springfield all leave for Kamp Krusty. Once there, the camp's director, [[Mr. Black]] - who licenses the Krusty brand for his camp - announces that [[Krusty the Clown|Krusty]] won't be around for a few weeks, and instead Springfield Elementary's bullies, [[Jimbo]], [[Dolph]], and [[Kearney]], will enforce order. At Kamp Krusty, the cabins are decrepit and vermin-infested, the lake is too dangerous to swim in, and the kids are fed nothing but Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel ("Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference"). Meanwhile, with the older kids gone, Homer and [[Marge]] are having a wonderful summer together. Homer has even grown two extra strands of hair and lost a few pounds. Lisa sends a letter to Marge, describing how the kids are forced to make wallets for export in arts and crafts, and hikes have become brutal forced marches, but Marge and Homer think she's exaggerating. Bart retains the hope that Krusty will come and save the kids. Krusty himself, unaware of any of this, approves more shoddy merchandise bearing his name before heading off to [[wikipedia:The_Championships,_Wimbledon|Wimbledon]].

Mr. Black announces to the campers that Krusty has finally come, but it's just local drunk [[Barney Gumble]] dressed as Krusty. This indignity leads Bart to finally snap; he leads the campers in rebellion, driving out Mr. Black and the bullies, and establishing ''Camp Bart''. The newscaster [[Kent Brockman]] arrives at the camp to report on the revolt; when Homer watches the live broadcast and finds Bart is the leader, he instantly loses his newly-grown hair and gains back his weight. Brockman says, upon arriving at the scene, that he has been to Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq, and that "without hyperbole, this is a million times worse than all of them put together". Krusty is called back from Wimbledon in England and comes to the camp to apologize to the kids, saying he was offered "a dumptruck full of money" in exchange for putting his name on the camp. To make it all up to the campers, he offers to take them to the happiest place on Earth: [[wikipedia:Tijuana|Tijuana]]. The kids and Krusty have fun together in Mexico.

== Production ==
As described in the episodes commentary of The Simpsons - The Complete Fourth Season, The Kamp Krusty script was suggested by James L. Brooks to be lengthened for a Simpsons Movie. Due to problems with making the episode long enough for 80 minutes, this idea was dropped.

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