Editing Fork It Over/Quotes

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:''[It's lunchtime at [[Springfield Elementary School]]. [[Nelson]], [[Kearney]] and [[Bart]] are sitting at a table in the cafeteria.]''
:'''Nelson''': ''[to Kearney]'' "So I sez to her, 'Mabel', I sez --" ''[interrupts himself to glance at his lunch tray]'' "What the ... ? Half my French fries are gone!"
:''[Nelson glares at Bart, who is sitting at the end of the table.]''
:'''Nelson''': "Hey Simpson, you didn't happen to filch my French fries, did you?"
:'''Bart''': ''[innocently]'' "How could I do '''that''', Nelson? I'm three feet away!"
:''[Behind Bart, [[Milhouse]] and [[Martin]] enter the cafeteria.]''
:'''Milhouse''': "Martin, you've got to see Bart's new fork!"
:''[Bart says a silent "Uh-oh" to himself.]''
:'''Milhouse''': ''[continuing, taking the fork from Bart]'' "With this unique telescoping action, it can extend to three feet!"
:''[Milhouse demonstrates, extending the fork to its full length. Martin looks impressed, but Bart smacks his forehead in dismay.]''
:'''Nelson''': ''[suspicious]'' "Izzat so?"
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:''The scene shifts to outside. An obviously beaten-up [[Bart]] is lying in a dumpster with the extended fork wrapped around his neck.]''
:'''[[Lisa]]''': "Milhouse, what's my brother doing in the dumpster?"
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': "You can put the blame on his big fork!"
:'''Bart''': "And '''your''' big mouth!"
:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Nelson]] walks away from the dumpster, brushing his hands together.]''
:'''Nelson''': "Let that be a lesson to you, Simpson! ''[to himself]'' All this pummeling has given me an appetite. I think I'll go swipe somebody's lunch."
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