Editing The Gorge in the Gorge

'''The Gorge in the Gorge''' is "the triple crown" of binge-eating contests, featuring a trio of pie, hot dog and oyster. Held at [[Springfield Gorge]], the competition was hosted by [[Krusty]], with [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Homer Simpson]] and [[Clancy Wiggum]] competing. 

== History ==
The competition was fast paced, with the large audience being largely shocked by the sight of the competitors eating, including [[Seymour Skinner]], who thought it was more disturbing then the things he saw in [[Vietnam]], and [[Edna Krabappel]] wondering if you could "legally use that orifice". 

Being egged on by [[Bart]], Homer ploughed through the food, while Comic Book Guy hit a stumbling block when his shuckling fork broke ("the greatest tragedy since John Bryne's "''Spider Man: Chapter One''!") and Wiggum removed his gun holster, handing it to [[Snake]], as it was "cutting into the old waistline". 

Homer, full, has one last hot dog to eat. Persuaded by imaginary animals (a pig, rat, platypus and cow), he gulps down the last dog, then suddenly passes out. Krusty names him "[[Glutton of the Year]]", before running off to [[Springfield University]] to receive a honorary doctorate. Meanwhile, [[Doctor Hibbert]] examines Homer, and reveals, "in layman's terms", that his brain has exploded.

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