Editing How the Vest Was Won!/Quotes

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:''[After [[Bart]]'s video camera work spoils the bullies' shoplifting attempt, Bart appears on the TV show ''[[Kids Commit the Darndest Crimes!]]'', hosted by [[Kent Brockman]].]''
:'''Kent''': "Now, Bart, how exactly did you put those vicious punks behind bars?"
:'''Bart''': "With my dad's trusty video camera, Kent! See, I was 'borrowing' the camera for a 'school assignment' ... Well, maybe we should just roll the tape!"
:'''Kent''': ''[indignant]'' "'''I'm''' supposed to say that!"
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:''[Eager to show off his new bulletproof vest, [[Bart]] wears it to school, deliberately arriving late.]''
:'''[[Mrs. Krabappel]]''': ''[calling the roll]'' "Prince, Martin ..."
:'''[[Martin]]''': "Here!"
:'''Mrs. Krabappel''': "Simpson, Bart ... Bart? No! ''[gleeful]'' Ha! It's my lucky day!"
:''[A sunglasses-wearing Bart makes his entrance, kicking the classroom door open.]''
:'''Bart''': "Not so fast, Mrs. Krabappel! Me and my vest are present and accounted for, Ma'am!"
:''[Bart's entrance draws awed reactions from the other kids: "He looks like a movie star!" "Wow!" "Behold the power that is Bart!"]''
:'''Mrs. Krabappel''': "Actually, it should be 'My vest and '''I'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>, but since I can see no actual learning will take place today, who cares? Take your seat, Bart."
:'''Bart''': "You got it, babe!"