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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' I'm afraid that due to funding cuts, we've had to sell the science department skeleton and replace it with this Halloween costume. ''([[Willie]] models the costume)''
:'''[[Gary Chalmers]]:''' Thank you, Willie. Now, please return it to it's plastic snap case.
:'''Skinner:''' ''(clears throat)'' Moving on, our class trip to [[Italy]] is now Spaghetti Night at Papa John's, and your $1,500 deposit will not be refunded.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Ooh, Papa John's!
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:'''Homer:''' Oh, [[Marge]], you gotta get on the Net. It's got all the best conspiracy theories. Did you know that {{W|Hezbollah}} owns Little Dolly Snack Cakes? This stuff will rock your world.
:'''Marge:''' Fine, I'll log onto Wahoo or Yippe or A-OK or Pooka-dooka, or whatever it's called.
:'''[[Melvin Van Horne]]:''' Can we move this meeting along? I pay my taxes, I expect my orange drink.
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' And this website will tell you the weather.
:'''Marge:''' ''(reading)'' Sunny? ''(looks out the window)'' I will never have to look out the window again!
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:'''Marge:''' And all this time I thought Googling yourself meant the other thing.
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:'''Marge:''' The Internet has it all. Today, I found out I have the same birthday as {{W|Randy Quaid}}, I MapQuested a great new route to the armory and I got a list of local houses where I'm not letting you kids trick-or-treat anymore!
:'''Lisa:''' I'm proud of you, mom. You're like {{W|Christopher Columbus}}! You discovered something millions of people knew about before you.
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:'''[[Portly wizard]]:''' Greetings, cleric! Will you undertake a quest on my behalf?
:'''[[Elf Marge]]:''' Maybe I should run this by my husband first.
:'''Portly wizard:''' Things are more fun if you answer yes.
:'''Elf Marge:''' Then yes, hither me forth on mine arduous quest!
:'''Portly wizard:''' Once again, just yes.

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