Editing Bart Carny/Quotes

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:''([[Marge]] is trying yo push [[Santa's Little Helper]] into the backyard)''
:'''Marge:''' Come on! You have to go outside to do your... business.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' The experts say that if you want an animal to do something, you should do it yourself first, to show 'em how.
:'''Marge:''' I'm not going to the bathroom in the backyard.
:'''Homer:''' Pfft. Sor-ree, Your Majesty.
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:''([[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] are dressed in overalls, gloves and straw hats)''
:'''Bart:''' But I can't go out dressed like this! What if someone sees me?
:'''Marge:''' You're just going into our backyard. No one will see you.
:''(Bart opens the door and looks out)''
:'''[[Nelson]]:''' ''(off camera) Haw...
:''(Bart slams the door. Marge points at the door and Bart opens it again)''
:'''Nelson:''' ''(off camera)'' Haw!
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:''(Bart looks at the chores list)''
:'''Bart:''' Man, look at all this stuff... pull weeds, mow lawn, scoop and bag dog business. There's gotta be a way out of this. Lisa! Chop off my hands!
:'''Lisa:''' No! Then who'd chop off my hands?
:'''Bart:''' All right, you chop my hands halfway off, and then, I'll still have enough strength to chop-
:'''Marge:''' Get to work!
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:''(Marge finds Bart and Lisa in the living room instead of doing their chores)''
:'''Marge:''' What are you doing inside?
:'''Bart:''' Work was hard, so we quit.
:'''Marge:''' What?
:'''Lisa:''' ''(slowly)'' Hard work made us quit.
:'''Marge:''' I see! Well then, no chores, no allowance.
:'''Lisa:''' Okay, we get our room and board free anyway.
:'''Bart:''' And [[Santa Claus|Santy Claus]] provides the rest.

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