Editing Bart's Army Marching Song

'''Bart's Army Marching Song''' is a song sang by [[Bart]] and his army when they were marching into war against [[Nelson]]. 

== Lyrics ==
:Bart: I got a B in arithmetic.
:Army: I got a B in arithmetic.
:Bart: Would have got an A but I was sick.
:Army: Would have got an A but I was sick.

:Bart: We are rubber, you are glue.
:Army: We are rubber, you are glue.
:Bart: It bounces off of us and sticks to you.
:Army: It bounces off of us and sticks to you.
:Bart: Sound off.
:Army: One!  Two!
:Bart: Sound off!
:Army: Three!! Four!!

:Bart: In English class I did the best.
:Army: In English class I did the best.
:Bart: Because I cheated on the test.
:Army: Because I cheated on the test.
:Bart: Sound off.
:Army: One!  Two!
:Bart: I can't hear you!
:Army: Three!!  Four!!

:Bart: We are happy, we are merry.
:Army: We are happy, we are merry.
:Bart: We got a rhyming dictionary.
:Army: We got a rhyming dictionary.
:Bart: Sound off.
:Army: One!  Two!
:Bart: One more time!
:Army: Three!  Four!
:Bart: Bring it on home now!
:Army: One!  Two!  Three!  Four!<br>One!  Two!  ... Three-Four!

== Behind the Laughter ==
The song was written by [[John Swartzwelder]].

== Appearances ==
*{{ep|Bart the General}}

[[Category:Songs by Bart]]