Editing Bore Us the Movie Gruel/Quotes

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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} C'mon, Milhouse! Finally, we get to see "[[Space Mutants I]]" as it was meant to be seen--on the big screen, surrounded by an audience of hard-core space-muties!
{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Oh, joyous day! Oh, blessed hour! For now, the experience adults have bragged about all our lives is ours to claim for our very own!
{{qf|Employee}} I am sorry to announce that our print of "Space Mutants I: The Special Edition" was accidentally shipped to the [[Shelbyville]] Rialto. Instead, we will be showing the 1957 classic, "[[Gladys the Groovy Mule]]." Enjoy the show.
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{{qf|Teenager}} Say, gang, we need one more guy for the big dance tonight. How about Peter Lewis over there?
{{qf|[[Bash Flashman]]}} Are you kidding? That nucleah nerd wouldn't know a cha-cha from a waltz.
{{qf|{{ap|Gwen|Bore Us the Movie Gruel}}}} Peter Lewis? His idea of a pin-up girl is a picture of the Enola Gay!
{{qf|[[Peter Lewis]]}} ''[thinking]'' Jeepers! They think I'm a square just because I like science. Maybe if I show Gwen how important science can be, she'll see how swell I am.
{{qf|Bart}} Why would you need one more guy for a dance?
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{{qf|Peter Lewis}} Really, coach. I want to play in the big game tomorrow.
{{qf|Coach}} Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Stop it, kid! Yer killin' me! [KAK!]  Seriously! I think I swallowed my whistle...
{{qf|Bart}} I think you swallowed [[Detroit]]!
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{{qf|{{ap|Gladys|Gladys the Groovy Mule}}}} Whoa! Stop the violins! You're bummin' me out, scout.
{{qf|Peter Lewis}} Huh?! You can talk!?
{{qf|Gladys}} If it's legal, I say do it, daddio!
{{qf|Bart}} Great! Congress just passed a new law--no more talking mule films!
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{{qf|Commentator}} It looks like it's all over for the [[Summerfield Atoms]]. With one second left on the clock, Notre Dame's leading 24-23. There's time for one last desperate play.
{{qf|Coach}} Hey, where do you think you're going?
{{qf|Peter Lewis}} Scrow, scram, scraw, pal. Gladys and I will take it from here.
{{qf|Bart}} The scrow, scram was right on the money, but scraw? He didn't deserve that! Nobody deserves that!
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{{qf|Bart}} Man, they made some stupid movies back in the 50's. The art of filmmaking sure has come a long way. C'mon, Milhouse. Let's sneak into the next theater. They're showing "Runaway Cement Truck II!"

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