Editing Krusty's Bottom 40

'''Krusty's Bottom 40''' is a list over the bottom forty at [[Krusty]] from ''[[The Krusty Book]]''.

== Top 40 ==
#No deposit money back on seltzer bottles.
#Normal-size shoes.
#Rubber nose condensation.
#Long cannon fuses.
#Kids with pablum breath.
#[[Gabbo]]
#Mobsters with no sense of humor.
#Networks notes.
#The way stripped pants make my butt look big.
#[[Sideshow Bob]]
#Bossy ringmasters.
#Little pishers.
#April 15th.
#[[Bozo]], Bozo, Bozo... (It's all I ever heard!)
#Monkey funk.
#Lawsits.
#The dim memory of my drunken night with [[Tina Ballerina]].
#Rodeo clowns.
#Superfluous nipples.
#Mishegoss.
#[[Handsome Pete]]. (That guy's rippin' me off! But he is handsome.)
#Circuses with less than three rings.
#Uppity straight men.
#Restraining orders.
#Rating sweeps periods. (There's only so much T&A you can put into a kiddie show!)
#The influential Sidekicks and Second Bananas Union.
#Rancid cream pies.
#The smell of [[Sideshow Mel]]'s hair when it's on fire.
#Community service.
#The fact that I never appeared on "Circus of the Stars." (Circus? Stars? Hello?!)
#Coffee other than Irish.
#Bootleg [[Krusty]] merchandise.
#Unicycle helmet laws.
#Those hurtful mime jokes.
#Kid parties that start before 3 P.M. (Oy!)
#Angioplasties.
#[[Corporal Punishment]]'s feminine side.
#The [[Insine Clown Posse]]. (Clown Rock in general. It's just wrong!)
#[[Raymond J. Johnson]] always wanting to hang out.
#The overpaid hack who ghostwrote this list for me.

== Appearances ==
*{{bk|The Krusty Book}}

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