Editing If These Crumbs Could Talk

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{{Comic story
|title= If These Crumbs Could Talk
|image= [[File:If These Crumbs Could Talk.png|250px]]
|released= [[1999]]
|pages= 1
|series= ''[[The Simpsons Comic Strips]]''
|written by= 
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'''''If These Crumbs Could Talk''''' is a ''[[The Simpsons Comic Strips]]'' story that was first published in [[1999]].

== Synopsis ==
{{Synopsis|Homer is passed out on the couch with the remains of food scattered all around him.}}

== Food ==
The following food leftovers surround Homer:
*2:15 AM Friday - The last piece of [[Lisa]]'s birthday cake.
*7:30 AM Friday - Miss Marple's Maple Mystery Syrup.
*8:10 AM Friday - Coffee.
*9:05 AM Friday - Jelly donut.
*12:31 PM Friday - Mustard, mild salsa, and relish.
*1:50 PM Friday - Mother Salty's Poultry-Flavoured Assorted Snack Cakes.
*2:37 PM Friday - Chewing gum.
*5:07 PM Friday - Barbecued spare-ribs.
*6:45 PM Friday - Mashed potatoes.
*6:57 PM Friday - Ham Pot Pie.
*9:34 PM Friday - Bulky Boy's Chunks for Single Hunks.
*12:12 AM Saturday - Captain McCallister's Tart 'N Tasty Tartar Sauce.
*12:14 AM Saturday - [[Duff Beer]].

== External links ==
*[https://lardlad.com/comics#014 If These Crumbs Could Talk] at [https://lardlad.com/ Last Exit to Springfield]

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[[Category:1999]]