Editing Springfield's "Take Your Child to Work" Day/Quotes

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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} See, Bart, all the other fathers have brought their children to their dead-end jobs.
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I still think I should get paid for this.
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Now, Ralphie, here is the most important piece of equipment here at the station…
{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Tongue prints are smudgy.
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} C’mon! What’s the hold up?
{{qf|[[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]]}} That’s all of our money, sir. Would you like anything else with that?
{{qf|[[Snake Jailbird]]}} Yeah, dude, give me that bag of food and don’t skimp on the ketchups.
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{{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} Officer, that man just stole seven hundred dollars.
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Oh, yeah? Well, I’ve got a gripe of my own. Where’s my sandwich?
{{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} He got that, too.
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} What?!
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{{qf|[[Lou]]}} Hit the brakes, Chief!
{{qf|Ralph}} I’m flying, Daddy, I’m flying.
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Hang on, Ralphie!
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{{qf|Lou}} Crime fighting must run in the family.
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} We Wiggum men have an insatiable hunger, for justice of course. Save your daddy a bite there, Ralphie.

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