Editing Radioactive Man Action Figure/Quotes

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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} There’s no way I can wait until 2001 to see this movie! Curse my pre-adolescent need for instant gratification!
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I just hope we haven’t outgrown our love of generic action flicks by then.
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{{qf|Bart}} The first and only item up for bid is this classic {{Ch|Radioactive Man}} action figure with glow-in-the-dark lightning bolt. Get out your lunch money ’cause the bidding starts at ten dollars!
{{qf|Milhouse}} ''[whispering]'' But, Bart, how can you part with it?
{{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} I must have it! When it is available in stores, I did not fully appreciate the appeal of a hero who disarms the villain with his might and the audience with his mighty wit. I bid $10.
{{qf|Bart}} ''[whispering]'' Just look at it. It’s so normal and boring.
{{qf|[[Lewis Clark]]}} I want it, too. I bid $15!
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{{qf|Martin}} Forty dollars is all that I have left of the prize money I won in the Junior Genome Project competition in which I isolated the gene that makes your bottom itchy!
{{qf|Lewis}} Well, forty dollars is all that I have left of the money my parents gave me to keep my finger out of my nose!
{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Here, geeks, fight for it.
{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Ha ha! Nerds fighting over a dolly.
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{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Is that the now classic, original Radioactive Man action figure with glow-in-the-dark lightning bolt? Too bad it’s in such worthless condition. I would pay up to, and including, $500 for a good one.
{{qf|Bart}} [[D'oh!]]

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