Editing Kick! Punch! It's All in the Mind!

{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Kick, Punch, It's All in the Mind
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Love Bot Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Rise of the Robots}}
|requirements = 
|characters = [[Love Bot]], [[Lisa]]
|optional = [[Patty]], [[Selma]], [[Wiggum]]
|internal = KickPunchItsAllInTheMind
|id = 243022 - 243026
|previous = 
|next = 
|premium = yes
}}

'''Kick, Punch, It's All in the Mind''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Rise of the Robots}} content update. It requires [[Love Bot]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Love Bot's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Okay, let's check the shopping list. I've got the new batteries for the automatic cigarette dispenser, and the new e-cigarettes since we're not allowed to smoke at work anymore…}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Can we wrap it up? I hate shopping at electronics stores. It smells like sweat and pizza and hopelessness and…}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon|Romantic}}
{{TB|Hello…}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|It smells like hello?}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon}}
{{TB|Hello! It's wonderful to meet you! If you're interested in purchasing a state-of-the-art concu-droid today, then allow me to introduce myself. My name is—}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I'll take it!}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Patty, look at the price tag. You can't afford a love bot. I know what you make because it's what I make.}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Look, they've got financing! And my stimulus check is just enough to cover the down payment. And I have a feeling this will be VERY stimulating.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Love Bot Follow Her New Owner|2 hours|[[Fortune Megastore]], [[Sprawl-Mart]], [[Honest John's Computers]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or {{TOG|Businesses Visitable|Visitable Businesses}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Patty Buy a Love Bot|2 hours|[[Fortune Megastore]], [[Sprawl-Mart]], [[Honest John's Computers]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or {{TOG|Businesses Visitable|Visitable Businesses}}|char=[[Patty]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Selma Check for a Male Love Bot|2 hours|[[Fortune Megastore]], [[Sprawl-Mart]], [[Honest John's Computers]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or {{TOG|Businesses Visitable|Visitable Businesses}}|char=[[Selma]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, now initial there. And did you want the extended warranty?}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|No.}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|No problem, just check the box there. And we'll need your signature here that you've read and understand the Robot Protection Act of 2021.}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Fine.}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|And were you interested in adding the Droid Wax subscription plan?}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Just give me my love bot!}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Wait, actually the wax sounds good.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Love Bot's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, so uh…do you have a name?}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon}}
{{TB|Of course. My name is P.A.M.E.L.A.}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon}}
{{TB|Personal Automated Mechanical Electronic Laborsaving Attendant.}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|No, I don't like that. Your new name is P.A.M.E.L.A.}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|That is…the same name.}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|No. It stands for Patty's Awesome Mechanical Erotic Lovebot…Awesome.}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Now, what should we do to get better acquainted?}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon}}
{{TB|Whatever you desire. My job is to make you happy.}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|So nice. How about you slip into something a little more comfortable…and revealing.}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm sorry but that sort of suggestion is inappopriate<!--sic-->.}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But I thought you said your job was to make me happy?}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon}}
{{TB|It is, and that makes your house my workplace, which makes your request workplace harassment.}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Can I at least look at you?}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I suppose so.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Love Bot Feel Uncomfortable|4 hours|[[Spinster City Apartments]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Patty Make Love Bot Feel Uncomfortable|4 hours|[[Spinster City Apartments]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Patty]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Love Bot's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, I'm off to work.}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Okay.}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|While I'm gone, why don't you go ahead and apply some of that wax I'm paying so much for.}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|We've been over this.}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|Right. Well, stay sexy, Pam.}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|My bad. Bye.}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Is this all there is to being a concu-droid? I thought it would be more.}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I guess I fell for the glossy Hollywood fantasy my creators programmed into me. {{*}}sigh{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I feel nothing, except fear, loathing, and a strange desire to visit Las Vegas.}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|There must be something wrong with me. I should reboot.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Love Bot Reboot|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, back online. Running system diagnostics.}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Emotions still present. Bug in the system. Must find my creator for a firmware upgrade. {{*}}runs out the door{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon}}
{{TB|Excuse me, human child. Can you help me?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, hello. Wow, you're so pretty. And…shiny.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Love Bot's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, so I tracked down this scientist you mentioned. Looks like he works at a robotics company in [[Las Vegas]].}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon}}
{{TB|That makes sense. Can you drive me to Las Vegas?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|I'm eight. And why exactly did you need me to do this? You're a droid. Can't you just…check the Internet in your mind?}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm not good with computers.}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I don't know what I'm good at.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Oh, hey now. You're a woman and you're worth more than just some creepo's late night fantasies. What else are you programmed with?}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon}}
{{TB|I am programmed with 75 kinds of massage, with endings ranging from ecstatic to sad and disturbing.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|What else have you got?}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon}}
{{TB|I can speak euphemistically about cuddling in 140 languages.}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon}}
{{TB|I can perform all known mating dances, including that of the North American nerd which involves a Scarlet Witch costume, a ComicCon lanyard and a tub of buttered popcorn.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|{{*}}shudders{{*}} Do you have skills that would help you stand up for yourself?}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon}}
{{TB|Checking database: codependency…low-self-esteeem…depression…}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon}}
{{TB|I also know kung fu. Would that help?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Hmm. It could be dangerous.}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Too late. I already activated the program.}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon}}
{{TB|My depression and codependency program includes an impulsiveness module.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Whoever built you was a monster, but their psychological modelling is impressive.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Love Bot Try Out Kung Fu|4 hours|[[Spinster City Apartments]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Be Amazed|4 hours|[[Spinster City Apartments]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Love Bot's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Alright we've got a code 1472 here. Kung Fu robot attacking innocent bystanders in the town square.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|We have a code for that?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Eh, no. Code 1472 is just for anything too dangerous for the police to handle. I've used it a lot, so it's the only one I actually remember.}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Woah, what's going on? Is there a fight? Fight! Fight! Fight!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Stop! Stop! Stop!}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I am woman, hear me roar! And also kick and punch! Lisa, thank you for teaching me the value of my fists.}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|P.A.M.E.L.A.? Lisa, you turned my love bot into a killing machine?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Aunt Patty, you bought a love bot?}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Touché.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Love Bot Kick and Punch|3 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Springfield Park Entrance]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Appeal to Love Bot's Humanity|3 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Springfield Park Entrance]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Try to Shoot Love Bot|3 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Springfield Park Entrance]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Patty Search for the Love Bot Remote|3 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Springfield Park Entrance]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Patty]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, here it is! The remote. And…reboot.}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Can…no longer…kick…or punch…}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm sorry, Love Bot. It'll all be better soon. Just close your eyes.}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Yes…will be…better soon…}}
{{Tapped Out Love Bot Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But in retrospect…you should have…driven me to Las Vegas…}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|…}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Rise of the Robots}}