Editing In Sickness and in Wealth

{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = In Sickness and in Wealth
|image = 
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Love and War}}
|requirements = 
|characters = 
|optional = 
|internal = InSicknessAndInWealth
|id = 241016 - 241020
|previous = [[The Only Thing Happening]]
|next = [[Twist of Fat]]
|event = yes
}}

'''In Sickness and in Wealth''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Love and War}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|Between March 2, [[2021]] and March 10, 2021|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Cautious}}
{{TB|Marge, it took me too long to realize what a jerk I've been. I haven't paid nearly enough attention to you and your interests.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Also, I owe you a real Valentine's Day present, so I booked us a couple's night cruise. And absolutely no Lenny.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}kisses Homer{{*}} Thank you, Homie, you had me at "Lenny".}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|That was the very last word.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|And that's when you had me. Anyway, we have bigger problems. I just got an invitation to Temperance and Artie's wedding. It's happening today!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Didn't they just meet? God, millennials are the worst.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|They're the same age as us.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I meant millennials from the 1800s.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|The point is, we have to break up that wedding.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|Say no more, baby. Ruining weddings is one of the things I do best. Remember our first three?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Captain Mordecai, you're coming too. Breaking up this wedding may be a two-clod job.}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Anything for my yoga partner.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Wedding Cakes|155}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Head to the Wedding|4 hours|[[Ziff Wedding Home]], [[Impulse Wedding Chapel]], [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Mega Church]], [[Springfield Episcopal Church]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Do Whatever Marge Says|4 hours|[[Ziff Wedding Home]], [[Impulse Wedding Chapel]], [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Mega Church]], [[Springfield Episcopal Church]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Captain Mordecai Sharpen His Sword|4 hours|[[Ziff Wedding Home]], [[Impulse Wedding Chapel]], [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Mega Church]], [[Springfield Episcopal Church]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Captain Mordecai]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Sunset Cruise Boat]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, Marge. Are you ready for us to go break up this wedding?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|In a minute… I just need to finish writing this last chapter so our hero can appear and save the day.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I didn't know you were writing me into your novel. You really think I can be a knight in shining armor?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|Umm, yeah. That's what I'm doing.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I'm definitely not writing that Captain Mordecai is about to kidnap Temperance so Cyrus can thwart his plans and save the day.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Wedding Cakes|115}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Confront Artie|4 hours|[[Ziff Wedding Home]], [[Impulse Wedding Chapel]], [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Mega Church]], [[Springfield Episcopal Church]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Prepare to Ruin the Wedding|4 hours|[[Ziff Wedding Home]], [[Impulse Wedding Chapel]], [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Mega Church]], [[Springfield Episcopal Church]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Captain Mordecai Lick His Sword|4 hours|[[Ziff Wedding Home]], [[Impulse Wedding Chapel]], [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Mega Church]], [[Springfield Episcopal Church]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Captain Mordecai]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Stop! Temperance, you cannot marry that man!}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Marge? What are you doing here?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|You invited me. And a plus one.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|That's me! And I also brought a plus one!}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}}
{{TB|It is I!}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon}}
{{TB|Mordecai? I don't think we ordered enough chicken. One of you will have to eat a vegetarian meal.}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Fine! Whatever it takes to stop this wedding.}}
{{Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Enough! I thought you might try to get between me and eternal happiness, Marge, so I've prepared a little surprise just for you. Behold…Robot Marge!}}
{{Tapped Out Robot Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Diagnostics complete. All systems operational. What are your orders, master?}}
{{Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon}}
{{TB|Stop Marge and her goons from interfering with my wedding.}}
{{Tapped Out Robot Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Affirmative. Setting kill-level to: Gruesome.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Cautious}}
{{TB|That doesn't sound good. But don't worry, Marge. I got this. Just let me do some quick warm-ups. I don't want to pull a muscle.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>Do Yoga animated job|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|It's hopeless, Marge. That robot you has your angry face. How can I compete with that?!}}
{{Tapped Out Cyrus Manley Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Unhand that maiden, Captain Mordecai! For I, Cyrus Manley, am here to save the day!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|Uh, bad timing, Cyrus. Mordecai hasn't kidnapped Temperance yet…}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|He's actually still on our side. We're trying to stop Artie, but he has a robot bodyguard protecting him.}}
{{Tapped Out Cyrus Manley Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|What's a robot?}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Cyrus Manley… You ran off with my wife. I should kill you right here and now!}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}}
{{TB|But I'm in a good mood, on account of the yoga I did earlier, plus I've got another man to kill first.}}
{{Tapped Out Cyrus Manley Icon}}
{{TB|I'm in a good mood, too. I bumped into a fella earlier who looked almost exactly like me, and we talked about the Bible for hours.}}
{{Tapped Out Cyrus Manley Icon}}
{{TB|You know, I hated this town when I first arrived, but it's growing on me.}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}}
{{TB|Same here! This place actually brings out the best in me.}}
{{Tapped Out Cyrus Manley Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Who knew all we needed was a new setting to go from enemies to frenemies?}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Aww, come here and gimme a hug!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|This is not what I wrote.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Wedding Cakes|115}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Facepalm|4 hours|[[Ziff Wedding Home]], [[Impulse Wedding Chapel]], [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Mega Church]], [[Springfield Episcopal Church]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Cower at "Angry Face"|4 hours|[[Ziff Wedding Home]], [[Impulse Wedding Chapel]], [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Mega Church]], [[Springfield Episcopal Church]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Captain Mordecai Hug Cyrus|4 hours|[[Ziff Wedding Home]], [[Impulse Wedding Chapel]], [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Mega Church]], [[Springfield Episcopal Church]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Captain Mordecai]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Cyrus Hug Captain Mordecai|4 hours|[[Ziff Wedding Home]], [[Impulse Wedding Chapel]], [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Mega Church]], [[Springfield Episcopal Church]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Cyrus Manley]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Robot Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Master Artie, shall I commence with Operation Red Wedding?}}
{{Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon}}
{{TB|Just a sec.}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Artie, where did this mechanical abomination come from?}}
{{Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon}}
{{TB|Who, Robot Marge? Don't worry about her. That was just a backup plan in case you didn't agree to marry me.}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What does that mean?}}
{{Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, nothing… Now, don't you worry your pretty little head about Robot Marge. Sure, she cost a fortune, but I've got figurative money to burn. Literally!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[["Money to Burn" Firepit]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Guys, we still have to stop this wedding and figure out what to do about Robot Marge.}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You leave that scallywag to me.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|And I'll take Artie. I can take him down a peg. He's already pretty short, but you know what I mean.}}
{{Tapped Out Cyrus Manley Icon}}
{{TB|And I'll see if I can talk some sense into Temperance. Marge, what about you?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Don't worry about me. I'm typing as fast as I can! Go, go, go!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Wedding Cakes|155}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Write Everyone's Actions|4 hours|[[Ziff Wedding Home]], [[Impulse Wedding Chapel]], [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Mega Church]], [[Springfield Episcopal Church]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Captain Mordecai Duel Robot Marge|4 hours|[[Ziff Wedding Home]], [[Impulse Wedding Chapel]], [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Mega Church]], [[Springfield Episcopal Church]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Captain Mordecai]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Take Artie Down|4 hours|[[Ziff Wedding Home]], [[Impulse Wedding Chapel]], [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Mega Church]], [[Springfield Episcopal Church]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Cyrus Make a Dash for Temperance|4 hours|[[Ziff Wedding Home]], [[Impulse Wedding Chapel]], [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Mega Church]], [[Springfield Episcopal Church]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Cyrus Manley]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Okay, metal she-devil. Prepare to meet your maker.}}
{{Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon}}
{{TB|You mean me? We've met.}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Then I'm gonna make ye walk the plank while you watch your loved ones suffer their final breaths.}}
{{Tapped Out Robot Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Computing… That is the most romantic thing I've ever computed.}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|It is?}}
{{Tapped Out Robot Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Affirmative. I am programmed to learn the most efficient methods of pain and torture. We could learn a lot from each other.}}
{{Tapped Out Robot Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We could maim by day and make sweet love by night, as I am also programmed in the ways of physical pleasure.}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That's the most romantic thing I'VE ever computed, er, heard. Robot Marge, will you marry me?}}
{{Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Infernal machine! You're supposed to kill, not marry! That's the last time I order my killer robots from [[Ukraine]].}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>{{GBT|1}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Looks like your bodyguard has been neutralized, Artie. It's over for you.}}
{{Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon}}
{{TB|Puh-lease! You think that's the only ace I've got up my sleeve?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Here's what I have up my sleeve. {{*}}punches Artie{{*}} My fist!}}
{{Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon|Black Eye}}
{{TB|Ow!}}
{{Tapped Out Cyrus Manley Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Temperance, my dear. I'm so happy you're okay. That robot didn't hurt you, did it?}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon}}
{{TB|No, I'm fine. Although that Marge-amaton was really creepy, wasn't it?}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Hey, she's not an unfeeling automaton. She's an unfeeling Mechano-American.}}
{{Tapped Out Cyrus Manley Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Temperance, I've been such a fool. I can't believe I forgot our anniversary. Do you think you could ever find it in your heart to forgive me?}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon}}
{{TB|I'm beginning to realize that we all make mistakes…}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon}}
{{TB|I mean, I almost married a man with a robot version of the real woman who created the fictional character that somehow conjured into me.}}
{{Tapped Out Cyrus Manley Icon}}
{{TB|So, is that a yes?}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon}}
{{TB|Prob'ly.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Wedding Cakes|195}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Sigh in Relief|4 hours|[[Ziff Wedding Home]], [[Impulse Wedding Chapel]], [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Mega Church]], [[Springfield Episcopal Church]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Keep Shaking Fists at Artie|4 hours|[[Ziff Wedding Home]], [[Impulse Wedding Chapel]], [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Mega Church]], [[Springfield Episcopal Church]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Captain Mordecai Run Off With Robot Marge|4 hours|[[Ziff Wedding Home]], [[Impulse Wedding Chapel]], [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Mega Church]], [[Springfield Episcopal Church]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Captain Mordecai]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Robot Marge Compute the Meaning of Love|4 hours|[[Ziff Wedding Home]], [[Impulse Wedding Chapel]], [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Mega Church]], [[Springfield Episcopal Church]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Robot Marge]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Cyrus Hug Temperance|4 hours|[[Ziff Wedding Home]], [[Impulse Wedding Chapel]], [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Mega Church]], [[Springfield Episcopal Church]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Cyrus Manley]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Temperance Take Cyrus Back|4 hours|[[Ziff Wedding Home]], [[Impulse Wedding Chapel]], [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Mega Church]], [[Springfield Episcopal Church]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Temperance]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cyrus Manley Icon}}
{{TB|Temperance, you've made me the happiest man alive! In fact, I can't think of any other woman I'd rather spend the rest of my life with.}}
{{Tapped Out Cyrus Manley Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Temperance Barrows, will you marry me?}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Gosh, I only just got here in the 21st century. I need a little time to shop around and…clear my head and…fix my shoes.}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Gotta leave ‘em something for the next sequel… Bye! {{*}}runs off{{*}}}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Ziff Hotel]]|colspan=2}}
}}

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