Editing A Family Man

{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = A Family Man
|image = 
|level = 8
|update = {{TOCU|The Van Houtens}}
|requirements = 
|characters = [[Italian Milhouse]], [[Milhouse]]
|optional = [[Luann]], [[Luigi]], [[Fat Tony]], [[Michael D'Amico]]
|previous = 
|next = 
}}

'''A Family Man''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in {{TOCU|The Van Houtens}} content update. It requires [[Italian Milhouse]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Mom, can I have four hundred and fifty dollars?}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What could you possibly need that much money for? You’re Dad’s not being blackmailed again, is he?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Not that I know of. I wanna buy a Swiss Army Knife. The Ultra XX Hunter Signature Premium model. It’s not the crappy one that Sprawl-Mart makes.}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|No son of mine will be seen brandishing a knife! Where do you get such ridiculous ideas? Have you been talking to your uncle Bastardo again?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Mad}}
{{TB|You never give me anything I want. You’re giving the Only Child Syndrome a bad name!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Cry in His Room|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]] or [[Brown House]]}}<br>If [[Luann]] is owned: {{Task|Make Luann Send Milhouse to His Room}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I need you, Snuggie Bear. Where did I fling you? Are you hiding in the closet again?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa. What have we here?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Italian Milhouse Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It’s the outfit that Luigi gave me when I got food poisoning at his restaurant!}}
{{Tapped Out Italian Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Wait a minute… I’ll ask Luigi for a job that pays four hundred and fifty dollars! He’ll say okay. He’s always saying it on his pizza boxes.}}
{{Tapped Out Italian Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Mom, I’m going out! I’m gonna get a job so I can buy knives!}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, sweetie!}}
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}tossing pizza{{*}} Hey-a, Milhouse. Come va?}}
{{Tapped Out Italian Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Pretty good, Luigi. I was hoping I could get a job here.}}
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon}}
{{TB|A job, eh? Come-a here, let me have a good look at you.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Italian Milhouse Talk With His Hands|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Luigi Examine Milhouse|4 hours|[[Luigi's]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Luigi]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon}}
{{TB|Well, you too small to handle da bags of flour, and you too big to fit in da attic to handle da rats.}}
{{Tapped Out Italian Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}puts hands up{{*}} I understand. I guess I just don’t have what it takes to make it in the restaurant business.}}
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Hey, let me-a look at those tiny-a little hands. Magnifico! These would be-a perfect for rolling my gnocchi! You’re hired! Now wash-a you hands and put on dis-a hairnet.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Here you are, Mr. Fat Tony. Our finest dish just-a for you. It’s on da house.}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|Luigi, these gnocchi are rolled perfectly. I must give my compliments to the chef, personally.}}
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon}}
{{TB|Of-a course. Right-a this way. This is Milhouse, he’s-a handling all of da gnocchi.}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I was here to pay my respects, but now that I see who’s been rolling my gnocchi…get him, boys!}}
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|Oh, boy, not-a dis again.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Wet His Pants|12 hours|[[Luigi's]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Threaten Milhouse|12 hours|[[Luigi's]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Italian Milhouse Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|But I made the sign of the cross between each gnocchi!}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Shut up, kid. The gnocchi was perfect. Plump, tender, melt-in-your-mouth perfect…}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|But I’d recognize the nephew of [[Dante Calabresi Jr.]] anywhere. So now, it’s time to make the sign of the cross for a different reason.}}
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}
{{TB|Wait, didn’t Michael poison Dante Jr.?}}
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, but he’s talking about his nephew. Besides, I saw him at Tony and Selma’s wedding.}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|Guys, is this really the time to discuss show canon? I’m about to settle a blood feud. {{*}}cocks gun{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Ah, I just can’t do it. It would be a shame to waste such a magnificent chef. Tell ya what, why don’t you come work for me instead of me killing you.}}
{{Tapped Out Italian Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Well…if you insist.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|This is my son, Michael. You two will work out of my D’Amico Summer Home for now.}}
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Pleasure to meet you. My father tells me you’re quite the chef.}}
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe if you can teach me your secrets, he’ll one day respect me as a man. If not, I can just poison him. You know what I mean?}}
{{Tapped Out Italian Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I guess. Look, I just want to roll gnocchi so I can pay for a Swiss Army Knife.}}
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
{{TB|The new Ultra XX Hunter Signature Premium model?}}
{{Tapped Out Italian Milhouse Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|You’ve heard of it?}}
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, yes. We Italians generally avoid the Swiss. All that neutrality makes us crazy…}}
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
{{TB|But we make an exception for their cheese, chocolate, cuckoo clocks, lax banking laws, and, of course, their army knives.}}
{{Tapped Out Italian Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|That’s a lot of exceptions.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Talk About Swiss Army Knives While He Works|8 hours|the [[D'Amico Summer Home]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Michael D’Amico Talk With Milhouse While He Works|8 hours|the [[D'Amico Summer Home]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Michael D'Amico]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And there we are. One thousand gnocchi!}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|Most excellent. Well done, boys. Michael, run along now, I need to settle my affairs with our newest member of the family.}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|I understand that you are looking for a particular implement of the stabbing variety. Is this to your liking?}}
{{Tapped Out Italian Milhouse Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|An Ultra XX Hunter Signature Premium model Swiss Army Knife? Oh, this is perfect, thank you so much!}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|Don’t mention it. If you’re going to be working for me, naturally, I want you to feel protected.}}
{{Tapped Out Italian Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I know exactly what you mean. The GPS tracker on this thing will immediately alert my mom whenever I get lost at the mall.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Italian Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Tony, can I ask you a question?}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Suspicious}}
{{TB|It fell off a truck, okay?}}
{{Tapped Out Italian Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Do you always pay people in Swiss Army Knives?}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|Usually, yes. They’re very practical. Lots of useful tools in there.}}
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I’ve got a hundred and seventy-two of them! I can’t pay my rent, but I gotta hand it to those Swiss. What with the cheese and the chocolate and the cuckoo clocks—}}
{{Tapped Out Italian Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Right…}}
{{Tapped Out Italian Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|By the way, what did you want all the gnocchi for? Nobody could eat that many.}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|What? You think bodies just weigh themselves down?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Enjoy Ultra XX Hunter Signature Premium|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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