Editing Man of Yesteryear

{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Man of Yesteryear
|image = 
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Black History}}
|requirements = 
|characters = [[Virgil Simpson]]
|optional = [[Zia Simpson]], [[Professor Frink]]
|previous = 
|next = 
}}

'''Man of Yesteryear''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Black History}} content update. It requires [[Virgil Simpson]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Virgil Simpson's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What in the world? Where am I?}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It worked! Don't freak out, I'm your great-great-great-great-granddaughter, Zia.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|My great-what-where-daughter, who-a?}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|This is the year 2041. You’re almost two hundred years in the future.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Ahhhh!!! Send me back! I wanna see my family!}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|Well, technically, you don’t have a family. You’re a clone with implanted memories of a past you never actually lived.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Ahhhhhh!!!!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Virgil Simpson Freak Out|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Zia Simpson Calm Virgil Down With a Hot Chamomile Tea|8 hours|the [[Future Simpson's House]], [[Frink's Lab]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Zia Simpson]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|The future? Dear God. What’s it like? Who won the Civil War?}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Snide}}
{{TB|Which one? There’ve been five.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Does racism still exist?}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|The human race has evolved beyond the pettiness of racial bigotry.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Whew. I’m finally free from persecution.}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Apathetic}}
{{TB|Now they’re just racist against clones.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Ah, crap.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Virgil Simpson's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Why the hell did you bring me here, little girl?}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|To help me with my family tree presentation for school. After that, I can put you in the Clone Recycler and you’ll go back to your previous state of, uh, “not existing”.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|Hm. “Not existing”. I see. Interesting. Pardon me a sec…}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Great-great-great-great-great Grampa, come back! Wait, that was one too many “greats”. It’s four, not five.}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Great-great-great-great Grampa, come back!!! {{*}}counting{{*}} One-two-three-four. Perfect.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Virgil Simpson Outrun Zia|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|The clown! I recognize you. My God! You haven’t aged a day!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Old Annoyed}}
{{TB|I’m almost a hundred years old, pal. Flattery will get you nowhere. Unless you’re a foxy broad, which you do not appear to be.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|It’s me, Virgil! You helped hide me at your circus.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Old Annoyed}}
{{TB|I don’t have a circus, Mac. I had a TV show. Until “cancel culture” caught up with me. The network “cancelled” my show because it had no “culture”.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|I don’t know what any of that means, but I need you to help me again.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Old Confused}}
{{TB|Again? Were we in a cult together? Pyramid scheme? Buddy cop movie in the eighties? If you wanna make a sequel, all inquiries need to go through my agent, who died twenty years ago.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Argh! You’re no help at all!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Old Annoyed}}
{{TB|Don’t call me until there’s a script attached!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Virgil Simpson's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|My God. The future is such a crazy place. Such tall buildings. So many horseless carriages. So many discarded scooters on the ground.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Silhouette}}
{{TB|Excuse me, fine sir. I am a time traveller from the year 2020. Can you tell me what year it is?}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You’re from the past? Me too!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ah, it is indeed a small world, universe, and space time continuum. Glayvin.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|You know, it really really is.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Virgil Simpson Tell Prof. Frink His Story and Ask Him What Glayvin Means|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Heavens. A clone with implanted memories who is being hunted by a killer. That’s quite a story.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I think I will go back in time, write a movie about it, and call it “The Runner, with the Blades, and the Hoivik, and Glayvinnn and the Running. So Much Running”.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It can’t fail with a title like that. I assume. What’s a screenplay?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|A waste of time, unless you have a star attached.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Wow. In the future you have control of the stars?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Only agents and publicists do.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Wow. They must be gods amongst men.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|They certainly think of themselves that way.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|If Zia Simpson is owned: After tapping on Zia Simpson's exclamation mark<br>If Zia Simpson is not owned: After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|G-X-4 Grampa. I found you!}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What did you call me?}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|G-X-4 Grampa. It’s an abbreviation of great-great-great-great Grampa. It’s shorter.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|By one syllable.}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Right. Think of all the time we’ll save.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|The math checks out! Tell me, child. Why did you bring this man-clone here just to hunt him and kill him, with the hurting and the chasing?}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|G-X-4 Grampa, I didn’t bring you here to kill you. I brought you here to find out more about the harsh realities of early African American history.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Really?}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It’s very important to document and pass down these stories. “Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it”. I believe the great Elon Musk said that. Or at least he claims he did.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Virgil Simpson Be Impressed|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Zia Simpson Use Ultranet to Find Out Who Said the Quote|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Zia Simpson]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You know, once your historic interview is done, I could send G-X-4 Grampa to an alternate dimension where racism does not exist. For humans, or clones.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Will my family be there?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Do you want them to be?}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|Of course.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I had to ask. You’d be surprised how many people do not like their relatives. Myself, included. {{*}}sighs{{*}}}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Virgil Simpson's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|…And then I lived a long and happy life in Canada.}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Wow. What a tale. I’m glad I was able to record it. But I’m sorry I brought you here without really considering your feelings.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Yeah, that happens a lot a couple hundred years ago.}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I hope you can forgive me.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You’re family, kid. Of course I can.}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Crying}}
{{TB|I’ll miss you, great-great-great-great Grampa.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I’ll miss you too. And I’m gonna tell my son, your great-great-great Grampa all about you.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|I would advise against that, as the space time continuum could shatter if—}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}disappears{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh well, fingers crossed.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Professor Frink Cross His Fingers|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Professor Frink]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Virgil Simpson See His Family Again|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|Thanks for all your help, Prof. Frink.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Think nothing of it.}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|So what did you come to the future for?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Well, building my time machine was a very expensive endeavor, so I thought I’d pay it off by buying a Sports Almanac from said future, and wagering on the predetermined outcome of said games.}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Snide}}
{{TB|Like in Back to the Future 2?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|No, not like that at all. Now tell me, where can I find a Sports Almanac store?}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Apathetic}}
{{TB|Sports don’t exist anymore. They were deemed too dangerous for humans to play.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} The mob is going to kill me.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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