Editing Krusty's Last Gasp Online (Tapped Out quest)

{{Title|Krusty's Last Gasp Online}}
{{for2|other uses of "Krusty's Last Gasp Online"|Krusty's Last Gasp Online}}
{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Krusty's Last Gasp Online
|image = 
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Krusty's Last Gasp Online}}
|requirements = 
|characters = 
|optional = 
|previous = [[Krusty's Last Gasp Intro]]
|next = 
|event = yes
}}

'''Krusty's Last Gasp Online''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Krusty's Last Gasp Online}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing [[Krusty's Last Gasp Intro]]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|You're musical, I think -- help me.}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|The show's over, Krusty. I'm no longer your Sideshow to boss around.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I'm going to churn out so many hit ViewTube "songs", I'll get the show back plus extra toilets for both of our dressing rooms.}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|But you've never written a song.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I've never written a joke either!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Krusty Koins|100}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Krusty Steal Songs|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ugh, it turns out music has this thing called copyright. As in you can't "copy" it or they "write" you an angry letter.}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|The blurred lines regarding song-stealing separate the Robyns from the Robin Thickes, the Neil Youngs from the William Hungs, and the Adam Levines from the Miranda Sings!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Hmm, all those people have songs…}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confident}}
{{TB|…and those songs are just waiting for some super-talented jag to decrease their tempos, transpose them to G, and get rich!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Last Gasp Stage]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Krusty Koins|120}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Krusty Slightly Change an Existing Song Into a "New" Song|4 hours|the [[Last Gasp Stage]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}humming stolen song{{*}} Wow, hit songs really do hold up when you barely change them. Writing new lyrics could be tricky though…}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe this rhyming app can be my personal Bernie Taupin.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>{{Donut|12}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Krusty, stealing songs this brazenly could put you in a legal bind I cannot untangle.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|"Ice Ice Baby" proves that you can even rip-off of a Queen & Bowie duet and still nobody will care!}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Stealing music is a dangerous game. The only things the court comes down harder on are mislabeled mackerel and violations of child labor laws.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Oh yeah, that reminds me. I hired a bunch of child backup singers, and I'm severely underpaying them.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I'm bringing back the Krusketeers!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Krusty Koins|120}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Krusty Audition His Krusketeers|4 hours|the [[Last Gasp Stage]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Krusketeer's Set]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|All right, kids! I've decided on the final five spots for the new Krusketeers!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, Ralph, Sherri, Terri, and… Nelson.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Cry me a Timberlake, I'm a Krusketeer!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Krusketeers! Come up to the stage and enter ViewTube stardom!}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|My client retains all music rights and future earnings from your careers and non-careers.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Suspicious}}
{{TB|This all seems very suspicious.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Krusty Koins|120}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Krusty Go Viral With His Krusketeers|4 hours|the [[Last Gasp Stage]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Klub Krusty Pool]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Becoming a ViewTube sensation is really draining my myPhone battery!}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Five dollars to charge your phone! I use authentic myPhone USB cables!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Here's a fifty.}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Whoa, your phone is really heating up! You're hitting a million views. Ow! It's burning my hand!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hold it up to me. I need to see my view count in real-time!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Krusty Koins|120}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Krusty Hide Earnings From His Krusketeers|4 hours|the [[Last Gasp Stage]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>{{Donut|12}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 5|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Seven point three million views! Bringing back the Krusketeers was genius.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|But… you are now under investigation by both the FBI and ViewTube's moderation team.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Also, {{Ch|Katy Perry}} is suing you for stealing a song she called dibs on first.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I can always say I was number one on the ViewTube charts…}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|It's not all bad news, Krusty. You're filthy rich again and I talked to the network -- they're un-cancelling the show.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I faked it till I maked it, and now I'm back!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Krusty Koins|120}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Krusty Buy a Bigger House|4 hours|the [[Last Gasp Stage]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Krusty's Retreat]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 6|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Katy Perry’s dropping her suit, but don’t put out any new music for the time being.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Any word if my new dressing room toilet is gonna be a fancy Japanese one?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|I know what you did, Krusty!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What? Having an extra toilet is one of those necessary luxuries.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|No, not that! You stole songs!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, you’re too late, kid. It’s public knowledge. Plus, I’m done with music. It’s too much work!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Until ViewTube bans your channel, you're still raking in that ad revenue. But all that ends today.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Your Krusketeers joined me, and I'm going to top you, even if it means stealing songs. Maybe I’ll steal your song!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Krusty Koins|120}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Remix Krusty's Song, With Science|4 hours|the [[Last Gasp Stage]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|With the science of music and the Krusketeers behind me, this song destroys yours!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, whatever kid. I've already moved away from ViewTube. I’m back on the traditional media bandwagon!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}<br>[[Sideshow Lisa]]|colspan=2}}
}}

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