Editing This Quest Is Cursed

{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = This Quest Is Cursed
|image = 
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXVIII}}
|requirements = 
|characters = [[Evil Shopkeeper]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}
|optional = 
|previous = 
|next = 
|premium = yes
}}

'''This Quest Is Cursed''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXVIII}} content update. It requires the [[Evil Shopkeeper]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on the Evil Shopkeeper's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Why is business slow? The House of Evil is the OG Halloween creepy pop-up.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Couple things are hurting your business, pal. First: people can post reviews online now. Yours suck.}}
{{Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon}}
{{TB|I will find these reviews and damn them to hell… I mean, ask how I can make their shopping experience more pleasant.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Also, people want to get their cursed stuff in the privacy of their own homes these days.}}
{{Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon}}
{{TB|Hiding their shame at home, eh? I have an idea.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Evil Shopkeeper Promote Cursed Wares|8 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on the Evil Shopkeeper's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|That was a fruitless endeavor. Nothing sold, no curses spread, and my pride took a hit.}}
{{Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I can't be the only small business owner struggling in this world of modern convenience. Perhaps I can steal wisdom from their minds with a headpiece.}}
{{Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon}}
{{TB|Of course I mean ask politely… then wrench the wisdom from their minds!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Evil Shopkeeper Meet Other Clerks|4 hours|the [[Kwik-E-Mart]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Apu Offer Business Advice|4 hours|the [[Kwik-E-Mart]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Have you doubled your prices?}}
{{Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon}}
{{TB|In some cases, tripled them.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Offer terrible customer service when they ask for help?}}
{{Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon}}
{{TB|I offer none.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Do you profit from your “Take-A-Penny / Leave-A-Penny” tray?}}
{{Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon}}
{{TB|I only have a “Take-YOUR-Pennies” tray.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Oh dear, this guy's competing directly with me!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on the Evil Shopkeeper's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon}}
{{TB|My business is still underperforming. I even tried that “Buy One, Get One Free” hot dog sale.}}
{{Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I've cursed every other dog, but it still angers me to give it away for free. *evil laugh*}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|You just need to remind folks what your store has to offer? Put on a show or do something unique.}}
{{Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon}}
{{TB|Thank you, small child. If this works, you'll be one of the few spared from the curses.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Evil Shopkeeper Perform Dubious Act|4 hours|the [[House of Evil]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Rush to Buy Krusty Dolls|4 hours|the [[House of Evil]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on the Evil Shopkeeper's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|This is fantastic! I haven't sold a Krusty Doll in almost two decades! Now I can barely keep them in stock.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Not these dolls again. The last one almost murdered my husband and son.}}
{{Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon}}
{{TB|That was a bad batch. These Krusty dolls are configured to be “good”.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, that's nice.}}
{{Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon}}
{{TB|And I can control their settings all from a single switch in my shop. It would be a shame… if someone… flipped it.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Evil Shopkeeper Flip Master Switch to Evil|60 minutes|the [[House of Evil]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, the sweet screams of satisfied customers across town. Who needs internet, the cursing business is still so rewarding.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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