Editing A Fistful of Bothers

{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = A Fistful of Bothers
|image = 
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Wild West}}
|requirements = Wild West Act 2
|characters = {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}, [[Snake]], [[Homer]], [[Milhouse]], [[Bart]], [[Gummy Joe]], [[Wiggum]]
|optional = 
|previous = {{TOQP2|Once Upon a Time in Springfield|11}}
|next = {{TOQP|The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy|1}}
|event = yes
}}

'''A Fistful of Bothers''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Wild West}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After starting Act 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|Mayor Quimby, as a concerned citizen, I worry that the recent mob attack on my husband, while hilarious, is an indication that crime is on the rise.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Fine. We'll build a jail.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|More jails won't solve anything. We should address the root cause of the problem. This gold rush is--}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Stern}}
{{TB|A new jail is easier.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Yes, but--}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Americans love jails, lady. Even more than they love {{Ch|Peyton Manning}} eating crappy delivery pizza while humming that awful insurance jingle.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Enough talk! I wanna see Springfielders building a jail at the Town Plaza or I’m canceling this whole gold rush event.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Build a Jail at the Town Plaza|30 seconds|the [[Town Plaza]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest Reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{DeputyB|10}}/{{TNT|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Having a jail next to the saloon sure is great. This'll make getting dragged to the drunk tank a breeze!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Gotta love that new jail smell.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Jail}}
{{TB|And playing Wild West sheriff is a blast! *SLAM* Aw, dang it. Just locked myself in the cell.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|You hear that, criminals? This is our chance to show Springfield what frontier life was really like!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Build [[Springfield Penitentiary]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Snake Promote Lawlessness|4 hours|the [[Town Plaza]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Abuse Lawlessness|4 hours|the [[Town Plaza]]|3}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Lock Himself in Jail|2 hours|the [[Town Plaza]]|char=[[Wiggum]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After starting the jobs|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|The police are locked behind bars. We can do anything we like!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I can drive 100 MPH in a school zone, like God intended!}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I can openly funnel nuclear secrets to my [[North Korea]]n handlers!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I can announce particle physics discoveries that have been confirmed at only four-sigma certainty!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|You see, the normal requirement is five sigma, not four, so…. Look, you wouldn't beat up an adult, would you?}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I suppose you would.}}
{{THT|After finishing the tasks|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Exhausted}}
{{TB|I'm out! I escaped! What did I miss?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|An uninterrupted reign of lawlessness and terror.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|I meant, what did I miss on TV? I'm still kind of a watch-it-live guy. Don't really care for DVRs.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You really are a disgrace, you know.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I ENJOY THE COMMUNAL ASPECT OF WATCHING TELEVISION WHEN IT AIRS THE FIRST TIME, OKAY?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, you mean a disgrace to law enforcement. Yeah, I pretty much am.}}
{{THT|Quest Reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{DeputyB|10}}/{{TNT|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
{{TOQNext|The Reviled Bunch}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{TOQPrev|The Reviled Bunch}}
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, Homer. Milhouse wants to set up a play date.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|I'm not sure Bart's free. Come to think of it, I'm not even sure where he is….}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|College! I think I remember something about Bart going to college. Try there.}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|No, uh, Milhouse wants to play with YOU. Don't you, Milhouse?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|No I don't! This is weird!}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Sure you do! You'll have a blast, Homer. Milhouse will bring a hoverboard and a case of Duff.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|What will the neighbors think about a grown man who spends his time with other people's children? Besides “what a great guy,” I mean.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|All right, send the little dweeb over.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 8 and Build the [[Van Houten House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Have a Playdate With Milhouse|3 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After starting the job|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|Another beer, Mr. Simpson? Perhaps a spin on my Chinese-made, discount hoverboard?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Are you trying to get me drunk so I'll fall off your hoverboard and be knocked unconscious?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|That's pretty suspicious of you.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I'm sorry. I think crazy thoughts when I'm sober. Beer me, playmate.}}
{{THT|After finishing the tasks|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Dad! Mr. Van Houten clearly sent Milhouse here to drunken you with beer so they could search our house for gold.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|Iz tha so? Well, it din't work! *SNORES* … *SNORES*}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I'm very disappointed, Milhouse. And to think I'm actually married to you in several episodes set in the future.}}
{{THT|Quest Reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{DeputyB|10}}/{{TNT|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Outlaw Snake Icon}}
{{TB|What's up dude?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hey, Snake. You and your outlaw gang get a bad rap. The way I see it, you're a prankster, just like me!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|It's all in good fun, right? So how can I help?}}
{{Tapped Out Outlaw Snake Icon}}
{{TB|We're just about to start planning our next hilarious prank. Sit in, little buddy!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 12 and Place [[Bart's Treehouse]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Snake Meet With Outlaws|4 hours|the [[Town Plaza]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Sit in on Outlaw Meeting|4 hours|the [[Town Plaza]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Outlaw Snake Icon}}
{{TB|Attention fellow outlaws. Someone out there has the gold. So what we're gonna do is…}}
{{Tapped Out Outlaw Snake Icon}}
{{TB|Kidnap Springfield's children at gunpoint and hold them for ransom. If the sheriff gets involved, we dynamite the jailhouse and shoot our way out of town.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Ay carumba!}}
{{THT|Quest Reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{DeputyB|10}}/{{TNT|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Hey everyone! Snake and his gang are planning to kidnap all the kids as ransom! We've got to stop him!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, come on. Kidnapping kids is a logistical nightmare. It's not a viable crime model. As a respected desperado, Snake would know that.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}
{{TB|Now hush. Gummy Joe is spinning yarns of Wild West life. Fascinating stuff!}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon}}
{{TB|…then Black Pete decided the only way he'd get his hands on that gold was to kidnap every kid in the town of Devil's Vomit Gulch and hold ‘em for ransom.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|“Devil's Vomit Gulch.” I wish this town had a cool name like that.}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon}}
{{TB|And the kidnapping plan worked to perfection. As kidnapping always does.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Gummy Joe Tell Rootin'-Tootin' Stories|4 hours|the [[Town Plaza]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Listen to Gummy Joe's Stories|4 hours|the [[Town Plaza]]|5}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Try to Warn Springfielders|4 hours|the [[Town Plaza]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest Reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{DeputyB|10}}/{{TNT|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|It looks like I'll have to deal with Snake myself.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|I shall become… the Kid With No Name.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hey, Sheriff Wiggum! I just saw a donut roll into that jail cell.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Jail}}
{{TB|A donut, you say? Better saddle up, strap on my six-shooters and mosey on over-- *SLAM* And, I just locked myself in the cell again.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry, Sheriff. But I can't have the law getting in my way. The Kid With No Name fights alone.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Jail Happy}}
{{TB|Hey, there really is a donut in here! I'm not going to get shot, and also I have a donut. Pretty good. Pret-ty good.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Plan Snake's Downfall|2 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Wiggum Lock Himself in Jail Again|2 hours|the [[Town Plaza]]}}<br>{{Task|Collect All Act 2 Finale Pieces}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest Reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{DeputyB|10}}/{{TNT|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After obtaining all Scene Finale Pieces|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|All Finale Pieces collected! Play it now to see how the Act story concludes!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Play Act 2 Finale}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon}}
{{TB|Snake! Your days of rabble-rousing are over. Prepare to meet your maker.}}
{{Tapped Out Outlaw Snake Icon}}
{{TB|Well, well. The Kid With No Name. Don't think just because you're young I won't draw on you.}}
{{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon}}
{{TB|You're forgetting one thing.  I'm a Simpson -- they can't kill me off.}}
{{Tapped Out Outlaw Snake Icon}}
{{TB|Your dad's mother thought the same thing, but where is she now?}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Haw haw!}}
{{THT|Quest Reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{DeputyB|10}}/{{TNT|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the film ''{{W|A Fistful of Dollars}}''.

{{Tapped Out Quests/Wild West}}
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