Editing Rest of Us for the Festivus

{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Rest of Us for the Festivus
|image = 
|level = 13
|update = {{TOCU|Winter 2015}}
|requirements = 
|characters = [[Festivus CBG]], [[Comic Book Guy]]
|optional = 
|previous = 
|next = 
}}

'''Rest of Us for the Festivus''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Winter 2015}} content update. It requires [[Festivus CBG]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Exhausted}}
{{TB|Oi, it looks like the latest Hollywood drek is slated to wash up on a shore near you this summer.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Exhausted}}
{{TB|"Dark, Gritty Reboot 3: The End of Ideas"}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Yet another disservice to the fanbase that made them great, in the name of the almighty dollar!}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Well, it's time someone stood up against corporate greed and the commercialization of our holidays!}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|And also for the right to cosplay as a Dickensian character all year round!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Festivus Comic Book Guy Air Grievances|60 minutes}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Festivus CBG's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Festivus CBG Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|As a representative of the spirit of Festivus, it is my duty to thwart all mainstream influences.}}
{{Tapped Out Festivus CBG Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|My first target: rampant consumerism!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Festivus Comic Book Guy Boycott the Kwik-E-Mart|4 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Festivus CBG Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I hope the financial damage caused by my demonstration has given you a different point of view about consumerism.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Today's receipts are certainly less than yesterday's…}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Until I ring up all the snacks you've devoured since you got here. Joy! My biggest sales day ever!}}
{{Tapped Out Festivus CBG Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Excuse me… your sales day is not over because I'm not through snacking.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Thank you, come again! And come again! And come again!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Festivus CBG's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}}
{{TB|Hey man, are you that Festivus guy?}}
{{Tapped Out Festivus CBG Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Before I brag about what I am, why do you ask?}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We just wanted to congratulate you for sticking it to The Man.}}
{{Tapped Out Festivus CBG Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Coming from such notorious bullies, that means a lot.}}
{{Tapped Out Festivus CBG Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Fight the Power!}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|You have our respect… which means nothing. We're still going to shake you down for money.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Festivus Comic Book Guy Fight the Power|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or [[Android's Dungeon]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Festivus CBG's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|Great job, Festivus Guy! Your face is everywhere!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|There are T-shirts, bumper stickers, even action figures!}}
{{Tapped Out Festivus CBG Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Wait a minute. People are SELLING my image?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Are they ever! Support Festivus!}}
{{Tapped Out Festivus CBG Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|The bigger question is: my image actually fits on things?}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Kent Brockman from Channel 6 will ask that question here! Can we get a sound bite?}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 23 and Build Channel 6}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Festivus Comic Book Guy Give a Sound Bite|4 hours|{{Channel 6}} or the [[Android's Dungeon]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Festivus CBG's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Festivus CBG Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Everywhere I go, people cheer for the Festivus movement, but they don't even know what it means!}}
{{Tapped Out Festivus CBG Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I have become no better than the corporate shills I started out fighting.}}
{{Tapped Out Festivus CBG Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|There's only one way to fix this.}}
{{Tapped Out Festivus CBG Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I'll become something no one in their right mind would ever admire or emulate… a Comic Book Guy!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Comic Book Guy Sell Comics|24 hours|the [[Android's Dungeon]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Winter 2015}}