Editing Happy Independence Day! (July 4th 2014)

{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Happy Independence Day!
|image = 
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|July 4th 2014}}
|requirements = 
|characters = 
|optional = 
|previous = 
|next = 
|event = yes
}}

'''Happy Independence Day!''' is an event-exclusive quest in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|July 4th 2014}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
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{{TH|When the player logs in on July 4, 2014|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|On this very special day, we'd like to take a few moments to humbly celebrate the greatest nation on earth!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful‎}}
{{TB|[[China]]! No, wait -- [[Germany]]! It's Germany, isn't it? ...[[Russia]]? Man this is hard. Greatest nation on earth...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎|Confused}}
{{TB|[[Sweden]]?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed‎}}
{{TB|Dad, I'm talking about America.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎|Serious}}
{{TB|hat, this America? That's nuts -- by almost any measure we've fallen out of the top one-fifty.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎|Sad}}
{{TB|I mean look at education, income equality, percentage of population in prison, access to medical care...}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎|Deadpan}}
{{TB|Dad, not now! You're bumming everyone out. I'm trying to be festive!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|Oh right. Sorry, honey. Go ahead and lie about how good America is. I'll back you all the way.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Embarrassed‎}}
{{TB|{{*}}Cough{{*}} ... Alright: "To Americans everywhere, Happy Fourth of July!"}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Regardless of where you are, enjoy these 5 sweet complimentary donuts!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Donut|5}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The following dialogue was cut from the quest:

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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|No Dad. It's not China. Nothing against China, but today we're celebrating America!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Are you sure? Because there's been a lot of talk lately about China and how it's taking over the world.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Yes I'm sure. Now please, can you for once in your life stop butting in!}}
}}
{{Table|
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh right. Sorry, honey. Go ahead and lie about how good America is. I'll back you all the way.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|...and to China: You better be careful. Homer J. Simpson is keeping his eye on you!}}
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